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Tag Name "Sausage" (91)

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There is something wonderful about a death, how everything shuts down, and all the ways you thought you were vital are not even vaguely important. Your husband can feed the kids, he can work the new oven, he can find the sausages in the fridge, after all. And his important meeting was not important, not in the slightest.
Anne Enright
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Andy Rooney
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We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made.
Otto von Bismarck
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[Final diary entry:] Occupation is essential. And now with some pleasure I find that it's seven and must cook dinner. Haddock and sausage meat. I think it is true that one gains a certain hold on sausage and haddock by writing them down.
Virginia Woolf
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Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.
Vivian Stanshall
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I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest.
Wayne Rooney
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Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six kinds of sausage in the store and lots of cheap vodka.
Alexander Lebed
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A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
A. P. Herbert
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Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney
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Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.
John Berger
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Learn to use an axe, and respect it and you can't help but love it. But abuse one and it will wear your hands raw and open your foot like an overcooked sausage.
Richard Proenneke
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I was a vegetarian for a really long time, from 7 to 23, so I feel like some things aren't that weird but they seem weird to me, like blood sausage or snails. Those are things I've eaten now that, years ago, it would have been totally improbable that I would have eaten.
Zoe Kazan
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I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in a sausage.
Frances Trollope
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Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
Otto von Bismarck
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There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages.
Laurence Sterne
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I will endanger your species like an ostrich, Hold you hostage, and crazy feed you swine sausage!
Busta Rhymes
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At the table of a gentleman living in the Chausee d'Antin was served up an Arles sausage of enormous size. Will you accept a slice? the host asked a lady who was sitting next to him you see it has come from the right factory.It is really very large, said the lady, casting on it a roguish glance What a pity it is unlike anything.
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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It's the weirdest thing. Evan [Goldberg] was just telling me how weird it is that we won't be working on Sausage Party, to which I said, Hopefully, we'll be working on Sausage Party 2. It was almost ten years ago when we came up with the idea.
Seth Rogen
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White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all!
James Joyce
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A book should be made like a watch and sold like a sausage.
Oliverio Girondo
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I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we did anything like that today, they would jack the jail up and throw us under it.
Jimmy Dean
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You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
Jeff Foxworthy
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We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business.
Marcy Kaptur
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We kind of have some ideas for sequels. The movie [Sausage Party] ends in a way that implies a next chapter.
Seth Rogen
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