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Tag Name "Sausage" (89)

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No sausage? he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.
Maureen Johnson
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Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.
Dean Koontz
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Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
Mike Myers
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Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage.
Don Murray
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If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza. I love a slice when I'm in NYC, but it's like eating a Slim Jim compared with a filet mignon. One slice of Gino's East stuffed sausage pizza is a bigger meal than an entire New York pie.
Nick Offerman
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I kind of feel like I've been eating professionally for a long time. I've tasted everything. If there's a sausage, you know what? I know exactly what it tastes like. I love them all. But right now it's more important for me to not have all that grease and fat in my body.
Duff Goldman
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On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.
Eric Carle
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A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.
Eugene Field
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G. Sausages.
Adam Rex
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I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in a sausage.
Frances Trollope
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Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them.
Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy
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Dada was given the Venus of Milo a clyster and has allowed the Laocoön and his sons to rest awhile, after thousands of years of struggle with the good sausage Python. The philosophers are of less use to Dada than an old toothbrush, and it leaves them on the scrap heap for the great leaders of the world.
Hans Arp
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Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them.
Alvin Toffler
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Politics is like sausage being made. It is unsavory, and it always has been that way, but we usually end up where we need to be.
Hillary Clinton
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ambrose Bierce
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White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all!
James Joyce
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There is something wonderful about a death, how everything shuts down, and all the ways you thought you were vital are not even vaguely important. Your husband can feed the kids, he can work the new oven, he can find the sausages in the fridge, after all. And his important meeting was not important, not in the slightest.
Anne Enright
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You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some savory that pleases them.
Aristophanes
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Think of the man who first tried German sausage.
Jerome K. Jerome
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There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are records of people finding things that have been there for years. I was hoping for a shirt button, or my club's badge - but not a sausage.
Billy Connolly
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Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.
John Berger
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Being in the Boy Scouts, you don't think about whether people are gay or straight. You're busy putting up tents and learning to cut sausages.
Boy George
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There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages.
Laurence Sterne
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