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Tag Name "Lemons" (41)

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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
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When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.
Behdad Sami
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When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
Sanjaya Malakar
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A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris.
Chris Rose
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Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Steven Wright
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Praying is another way of singing.You plant in the tree the soul of lemons.You plant in the gardens the spirit of roses.
Dannie Abse
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
W. C. Fields
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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker
Darynda Jones
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I never was much of an oyster eater, nor can I relish them 'in naturalibus' as some do, but require a quantity of sauces, lemons, cayenne peppers, bread and butter, and so forth, to render them palatable.
William Makepeace Thackeray
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Summer for prose and lemons, for nakedness and languor.
Derek Walcott
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Meyer lemons are a splurge, but they're so wonderful. You could make a Meyer lemon curd or a jam. You could make a salad with slices of Meyer lemon. You could make a Meyer lemon tart and top the tart with candied slices of the lemons. You could use the lemons in a salsa to go over grilled fish or in a ceviche.
Dorie Greenspan
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When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Because we don't know that much about what has happened before, it's useful. But either we will recover and progress, or the alternative is that it's all downhill from here. So I would just as soon believe, in my optimistic Midwestern American way, that we will recover and maybe even make lemonade out of the lemons that we are faced with.
Kurt Andersen
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It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.
Louise Hay
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... And the boy whose hair remained the color of lemons forever.
Markus Zusak
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.
Napoleon Hill
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I don't see the songs as uplifting, but rather as trying to make lemonade from lemons, or whatever. When I listen to them, I understand the context. I don't like to pepper songs with my own experiences, though.
Patrick Stump
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Huge lemons, cut in slices, would sink like setting suns into the dusky sea, softly illuminating it with their radiating membranes, and its clear, smooth surface aquiver from the rising bitter essence.
Rainer Maria Rilke
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Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage.
Ricardo Flores Magon
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When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.
Rob Thurman
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
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When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will
Anna Lee
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When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
Ron White
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I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.
Cate Tiernan
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