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Tag Name "Fart" (95)

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Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated.
John Barbirolli
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A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this.
Robert Bly
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It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.
Terry Pratchett
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I make niggas eat dirt and fart dust, Then give you a $80 gift certificate to Pussies Я Us.
Ludacris
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I know that at one time, the Arctic was the tropics. And I guess I wonder what caused that? Was it dinosaur farts? I don’t know.
Ralph Klein
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Electronic communities build nothing. You wind up with nothing. We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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I'm only interested in heavy metal when it's me who's playing it. I suppose it's a bit like smelling your own farts.
John Entwistle
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Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.
Benjamin Franklin
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Every man knows the smell of his own fart.
Confucius
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Some people get lots of pleasure From books or from music or art But boys seem to think it's fantastic To just have a really good fart.
Giles Andreae
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They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on the label. It is a crime.
Michael Jackson
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The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.
Niall Horan
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We're being treated to the wisdom of some puffed up, little fart. Doing exactly what I used to do, pretensions to anarchy and art.
Don Henley
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So, you're worried that a pink dragon will fly over the concent and fart nerve gas on us?
Neal Stephenson
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My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.
Steve Kluger
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Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.
Katy Perry
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You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!
John Marston
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You're all mad for words. Words are just farts from a lot of fools who have swallowed too many books. Give me things!
Robertson Davies
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I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
Frank Carson
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If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like - you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.
Megan Fox
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I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.
Carl Barron
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Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
Mark Hoppus
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No matter how politely one says it, we owe our existence to the farts of blue-green algae.
Diane Ackerman
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A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts
Frank Skinner
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