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Tag Name "Fart" (95)

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Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.
Benjamin Franklin
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Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
Mark Hoppus
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I suppose that the main benefit of being rich (over just being independent) is to be able to despise rich people (a good concentration of whom you find in glitzy ski resorts) without any sour grapes. It is even sweeter when these farts don't know that you are richer than they are.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.
Niall Horan
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Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts.
Peter Kreeft
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If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
Prince Philip
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A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this.
Robert Bly
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It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold, and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting off farts, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain begins
Samuel Pepys
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My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.
Steve Kluger
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It's become absolutely horrible the way the people with the money decide they can fart in the kitchen.
Steven Soderbergh
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Because nitrous oxide [released by nitrate-fertilised soil] is 296 times stronger than CO₂ at global warming and methane [cow farts] is about 26 times as potent as CO₂, the combined greenhouse effect of our livestock worldwide is greater than the sum total of all the cars, trains, busses, trucks, ships, airplanes and jets.
Thom Hartmann
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I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.
Tina Fey
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A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more slowly a fart, slower yet. But a kiss thrown by fingers- its departure is sudden, its arrival ambiguous, and there is no source that can state with authority what speeds are reached in its flight.
Tom Robbins
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Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's kind of irresistible.
Ursula K. Le Guin
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
Walter Matthau
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A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.
Martin Luther
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If the game is run properly as a professional game, you do not need 57 old farts running rugby.
Will Carling
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If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like - you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.
Megan Fox
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They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on the label. It is a crime.
Michael Jackson
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I don't feel so good. Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. Excuse me. she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.
Janet Evanovich
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A fart is just your arse applauding.
Billy Connolly
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I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things. Like war, Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her tray. And jumping off rooftops. And lighting their farts on fire, she says.
Jay Asher
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Atlantic reckoned we should use a top Yank producer and appointed one Eddie Kramer to the post. It turns out the guy was full of bullshit and couldn't produce a healthy fart.
Bon Scott
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