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Tag Name "Peanuts" (139)

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Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.
Patricia Briggs
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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!
Charles M. Schulz
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I always had a knack for putting the peanut butter on the bread. My brother Kevin knew how to spread the jelly around real good. When we found out Joe could cut off the crusts, well, that's when we knew we had something special.
Nick Jonas
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Peanut butter - the pâté of childhood.
Florence Fabricant
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Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.
Frank Zappa
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I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
Rita Rudner
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I'm living on coffee, cigarettes and hospitality food. My bags and things are all over this hotel room in Dallas, but the scene could easily be in London, Paris, New York of LA. My eyes are burning, my knees hurt and I hate to say it, but a certain and vital part of my nether region is beginning to smell like peanut butter. Welcome to life on tour.
Corey Taylor
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I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a cherry on top.
Wendy Mass
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Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you have to hunt for them. And when you find one, you savor it.
Mark R. Woodward
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People would ask me how I could stand the long campaigning, how I could stand being charged with the responsibilities of a great nation, one of the most powerful and difficult jobs in the world. It wasn't any more difficult than picking cotton all day or shaking peanuts.
Jimmy Carter
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Every character I've had in my act - none of them have a similar creation story. I actually thought up Peanut and designed him in my head. I described him to a woman that was making soft puppets and she drew up some sketches. And the character came to be just because he popped into my head.
Jeff Dunham
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Publicity is like eating peanuts. Once you start you can’t stop.
Andy Warhol
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In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball.
George Vecsey
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If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
James Goldsmith
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My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time.
Julia Roberts
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Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity.
Diana Vreeland
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I've always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter
Jesse McCartney
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You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
Charles M. Schulz
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When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak.
Aasif Mandvi
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Try throwing a ball just once for a dog. It would be like eating only one peanut or potato chip. Try to ignore the importuning of a Golden Retriever who has brought you his tennis ball, the greatest treasure he possesses!
Roger Caras
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Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
Jase Robertson
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Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact, my wife almost never ate either.So where did these craving come from? I concluded it's the baby, ordering in.
Paul Reiser
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There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
Charles M. Schulz
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