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Tag Name "Husband" (1723)

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Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign you have failed) is like having a car you love overheat and deciding it's not manly to take it to the mechanic. You can keep on driving it but eventually you will ruin the engine.
Adam Hamilton
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Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them.
Wilkie Collins
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Husband a lie, and trump it up in some extraordinary emergency.
Joseph Addison
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Husband and wife are like the two equal parts of a soybean. If the two parts are put under the earth separately, they will not grow. The soybean will grow only when the parts are covered by the skin. Marriage is the skin which covers each of them and makes them one.
Baba Hari Dass
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Husbands lie, Masha. I should know I've eaten my share. That's lesson one. Lesson number two: among the topics about which a husband is most likely to lie are money, drink, black eyes, political affiliation, and women who squatted on his lap before and after your sweet self.
Catherynne M. Valente
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Husbands and wives, have fun with each other. I'm convinced it makes all the difference in the world.
Zig Ziglar
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HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
Ambrose Bierce
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Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Husbands and wives quarrel a lot more than anyone thinks, and it's oftener about little things than big ones.
Patricia Wentworth
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Husbands are an inferior class of men, who require keeping in order.
George Eliot
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Husbands make the best kinds of heroes. - Lisa JacobsonMarriage is a mosaic you build with your spouse. Millions of tiny moments that create your love story.
Jennifer E. Smith
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Husbands and wives are equal partners. They have different but complementary responsibilities.
Quentin L. Cook
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Husbands and wives, first, be faithful to each other. Second, keep the romance going all of your life by courting each other every day.
Zig Ziglar
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Husbands and wives should have separate interests, cultivate different sets of friends and not impose on the other... You can't spend a lifetime breathing down each other's necks... We are very, very different people and yet somehow we fed off those varied differences and instead of separating us, it has made the whole bond a lot stronger.
Paul Newman
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Husbands are things that wives have to get used to putting up with. And with whom they breakfast with and sup with. They interfere with the discipline of nurseries, And forget anniversaries, And when they have been particularly remiss, They think they can cure everything with a great big kiss.
Ogden Nash
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Husband, we talked about this, Persephone chided. You can't go around incinerating every hero. Besides, he's brave. I like that. Hades rolled his eyes. You liked that Orpheus fellow too. Look how well that turned out.
Rick Riordan
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Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.
Roseanne Barr
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Husbands, love your wives well! Your children are noticing how you treat her. You are teaching your sons how they should treat women, and you are teaching your daughters what they should expect from men.
Dave Willis
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Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat.
Hillary Clinton
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I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.
Joan Rivers
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I don't necessarily recommend directing your husband or wife in a film, but if you have to do it, you have to do it.
Scott Foley
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I don't fight with people - like, I can barely fight with my husband because I'll just start crying instead.
Gwen Stefani
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You know how as a kid you picture yourself with a tall, handsome husband, and you imagine him cuddling your baby? Ben is like that, like, on crack.
Jennifer Garner
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And believe me, darling, there's no man more faithful than a reformed playboy. They make far better husbands than men who haven't had time to sow their wild oats before they marry, so go off the rails at about forty-five because they suddenly realise that they've missed out on life and if they don't hurry up it's going to be too late.
Sally Wentworth
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