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Tag Name "Asshole" (161)

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South Africa, it's like the little asshole of the whole world - it's, like, the bottom. It's, like, in the dark depths of the hallway.
Watkin Tudor Jones
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Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.
George Carlin
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Well, I hate to tell you this, she said, but your friend is an asshole. He's not my friend, said Simon. And I couldn't agree with you more, actually. -Maia & Simon about Jace, pg.49-
Cassandra Clare
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I often get, 'Oh, you always play the asshole.' An asshole is somebody who knows that they're doing it, but continues to behave a certain way. The one sort of common thread to me has always been that these are imperfect people.
Will Arnett
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Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara) I live for your endearments. (Syn)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.
George W. Bush
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Pam: Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?
Charlaine Harris
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Whatever happened to God's justice? I am convinced that God exist and God is one asshole.
William S. Burroughs
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Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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You can say ass, but you can't say asshole. That's why I always cringe when a character in a TV show refers to someone as an ass. Unless you're British, calling someone an ass really doesn't work. But those are the rules of television. You can be a dirtbag, but not a scumbag.
Gilbert Gottfried
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In your twenties you're becoming who you're going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole.
Cheryl Strayed
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The whole purpose of climbing something like Everest is to effect some sort of spiritual and physical gain. But if you compromise the process you’re an asshole when you start out and an asshole when you get back.
Yvon Chouinard
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A Mexican guy named Sam pushes Gary Frankel next to Isabel. This guy can break your arm with one snap, asshole. Get out of my sight before I sic him on you, Sam says. Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.
Simone Elkeles
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You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
Greg Behrendt
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X-Pac, I always thought you were a greasy haired, cheesey bandana wearing asshole that wore green and black tights. I now think you are a greasy haired, cheesey bandana wearing asshole that wears purple and black tights.
Chris Jericho
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Zalachenko...you're just an ordinary asshole who hates women.
Steig Larsson
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We play loud electric guitar music, and we'd hope that that doesn't mean you have to act like an asshole.
Ian MacKaye
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If something's true and sincere, it happens regardless of marketing. The more I talk about it, the more I'm telling people how they should react. And that is an asshole.
Christian Bale
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The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn't believe what he is seeing.
Stephen King
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[Addressed to Berlusconi who wanted to impose himself on the editorial style of Il Giornale] In the art of entrepeneurship, you are certainly a genius, and I an asshole. But in the art of argument the genius is me, and you the asshole.
Indro Montanelli
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When somebody's ego is in service of really brilliant, innovative work, it's hard to, cause I'm such an asshole, it's hard to criticize their failures as a human sometimes.
Claire Danes
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It takes one asshole to ruin the whole thing. That's it. One. The problem with the world is one asshole comes up with a really bad idea and now we're all taking our shoes off at the airport.
Steven Soderbergh
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Recently I've been looking for something new. The past few projects I've worked on, I keep getting cast as the asshole. I promise I'm a nice guy and not the asshole that everyone keeps seeing.
Dave Franco
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