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Tag Name "Monkey" (183)

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MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.
Ambrose Bierce
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Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles and man, with his wisdom!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
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Monkey bars, Annabeth said. I'm great at these. She leaped onto to the first rung and started swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.
Rick Riordan
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I wish I could convey the perfection of a seal slipping into water or a spider monkey swinging from point to point or a lion merely turning its head. But language founders in such seas. Better to picture it in your head if you want to feel it.
Yann Martel
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I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.
Zach Galifianakis
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Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness.
William Winwood Reade
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
Mark Twain
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Do you want your blood to stay where it is sochar-lar? Tavi lifted both eyebrows at the unfamiliar word, and glanced at Varg. Monkey, Varg supplied, in Aleran. And male-child. He called me monkey boy? Tavi asked.
Jim Butcher
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One of the things I have had to focus on, in order to move forward, is not being a stunt monkey.
Matt Hardy
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My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
Joe Rogan
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An ant can't make a revolution, but a monkey can do because it owns a fist! No real revolution is ever possible without fist.
Mehmet Murat Ildan
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I furnished the body that was needed to sit in the defendant's chair.[Explaining his role in the Scopes Monkey Trial.]
John T. Scopes
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Sweetness! World needs sweetness! It needs a sweet child, a sweet dolphin, a sweet monkey it needs sweet people to soften the callous hearts!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
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Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey. Take a little bite of it, and he will throw his own feces at you.
Jon Corzine
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My yoga practice, I do it because when I get on my mat, I know I'm going to be transformed. I know that whatever stresses are in my life or whatever worries I have or whatever monkey mind is happening for me, when I get off the mat, I'm going to be transformed.
Michael Franti
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It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo... What does get me angry is the ridiculous, disingenuous defending of the poop-throwing monkey.
Jon Stewart
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A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the better. The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
Joseph Stilwell
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
Karl Pilkington
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
H. L. Mencken
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Creative innovation requires knowing something. You can't just be a monkey throwing paint on a canvas. It's the 10,000-hour rule: You need to know something well enough to make something new.
Kathy Hirsh-Pasek
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I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.
Harland Williams
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I want you to recognize that I'm a proud monkey...
Kendrick Lamar
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We worship not the Graces, nor the Parcae, but Fashion. She spins and weaves and cuts with full authority. The head monkey at Paris puts on a traveler's cap, and all the monkeys in America do the same.
Henry David Thoreau
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I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
Kristen Schaal
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