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Tag Name "Idiots" (242)

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Idiots are not responsible for what they do. The real guilt falls on rational people who sit on their hands while morons run wild. You can opt out if you want to. Play it safe. But if you do, don't complain when the roof comes down.
Jack McDevitt
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Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.
Charles Stross
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Idiots, Halt muttered. If we were here to cause trouble, we could simply ride them both down
John Flanagan
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Idiots have always been exploited, and this is only right. The day they cease to be, they will triumph, and the world will be lost.
Alfred Capus
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Idiots don't know they're idiots, which is unfortunate.
Walter Dean Myers
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The first thing I learned at school was that some people are idiots the second thing I learned was that some are even worse.
Orhan Pamuk
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I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Linus Torvalds
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One can't help but marvel at the variety of ways that women had devised to make us look like flaming idiots.
Lisa Kleypas
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We thank God that our enemies are idiots.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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We are such idiots, We think everyone else has it all figured out. But we're all stumbling around in dark rooms bumping into furniture and stifling our cries so no one will know.
Joan Ryan
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No matter what rallying cries the orators give to the idiots who fight, no matter what noble purposes they assign to wars, there is never but one reason for a war. And that is money. All wars are in reality money squabbles.
Margaret Mitchell
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I think the terrorists are just idiots.
Joel Madden
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If i believed in an outside force that we wanted to call God - and i believe that there is one. i think God would appreciate what i say, because i can't see God wanting to create a world full of idiots
Marilyn Manson
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This is what entertainment is all about- idiots, explosives and falling anvils.
John Calvin
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I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes.
Mark Rippetoe
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Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip.
John Gierach
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Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.
Mark Twain
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The fact that many people overindulge, and lose themselves in excess, and make fools of themselves and act like idiots, is no reason for me to do these things. The reason for me to do these things is that I, too, am an idiot.
John S. Hall
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All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.
Mark Twain
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I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.
Johnny Depp
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When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.
Mark Twain
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[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots
Joseph J. Ellis
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For a lot of actors, our biggest fear is that we're going to start talking about things we don't fully understand and sound like idiots.
Matt Damon
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External objects produce decided effects upon the brain. A man shut up between four walls soon loses the power to associate words and ideas together. How many prisoners in solitary confinement become idiots, if not mad, for want of exercise for the thinking faculty!
Jules Verne
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