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Tag Name "Redneck" (194)

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Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
Dennis Miller
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You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Sid Waddell
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Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.
Jon Stewart
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If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Anybody can be unhappy. We can all be hurt. You don't have to be poor to need something or somebody. Rednecks, hippies, misfits - we're all the same. Gay or straight? So what? It doesn't matter to me. We have to be concerned about other people, regardless.
Willie Nelson
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There's this false notion that this is a regional phenomenon, when in fact every state in the union has hardcore rednecks. No exceptions.
Carl Hiaasen
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You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Elvis was a big influence to my music, but Loretta Lynn was, as well.
Tanya Tucker
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You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
Jeff Foxworthy
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When I get married, it'll be no secret.
Elvis Presley
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You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
Boris Johnson
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You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You just have to get out of the bubble and you have to quit listening to yourself. People are really hurt. The irony of this is, though, had Ms.[Hillary] Clinton listened to her husband instead of her boss, she might could have stopped this Rust Belt redneck revolt.
Mary Matalin
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You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
Jeff Foxworthy
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