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Tag Name "Redneck" (194)

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You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel out of place, like, 'Hey, the rednecks are in town!
Dave Haywood
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I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other's heads off.
Bobcat Goldthwait
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I always thought that Elvis could have been a great actor, and that he was put in a lot of unimportant movies when he could have done a lot of great ones.
Patti Page
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Cause I'm a redneck woman.
Gretchen Wilson
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You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Hunting humans for sport? Eating them? the bitterness in his voice cut through me. Yeah, I caught that part. That doesn't have anything to do with you? He lifted his eyes, gaze shuttered. No? Not unless being a werewolf transforms you into a wolf AND a redneck moron.
Kelley Armstrong
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You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.
Willie Robertson
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You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
Jeff Foxworthy
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'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
Hal Sparks
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You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard. It was incredible how they went wild over him.
Minnie Pearl
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You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
Jeff Foxworthy
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There was a chance for me to write one song for the section where Elvis sat in his black leather outfit and sang the old hits. At eight oclock the next morning I had written Memories.
Mac Davis
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You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
Jeff Foxworthy
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