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Tag Name "Redneck" (194)

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You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Well, as an artist, I think that Elvis's generosity to me he always talked very highly about me, he always spoke very highly about my work and singing and my writing.
Jackie DeShannon
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You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
Bill Hicks
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You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
Jeff Foxworthy
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What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
Charlie Daniels
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Rednecks always made me nervous to play, but I'm glad I wrote it and I continue to play it. It's just that the language is so rough.
Randy Newman
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My favorite artists have always been Elvis and The Beatles and they still are!
Johnny Ramone
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I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing Elvis soon.
Bob Dylan
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You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
Jeff Foxworthy
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People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.
Travis Tritt
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Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways.
Elton John
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You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big league sport, but it's still also country and redneck.
Randy Moss
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If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The album is a definite departure. I haven't written original material before, except for one song on my first album, but Elvis and I did six songs together on this one.
Diana Krall
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You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
Jeff Foxworthy
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