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Tag Name "Redneck" (194)

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You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I find it amazing that so many TV viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents.
Carl Hiaasen
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Unfortunately we just toured the East and West coasts so we didn't run into any rednecks.
Ville Valo
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You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I love Johnny Cash, and I respect Johnny Cash. He's the biggest. He's like an Elvis in this business, but no, he's never been the rebel.
Waylon Jennings
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When I first met Elvis, we had so much in common and became fast friends.
Wayne Newton
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See, heroes never die. John Wayne isn't dead, Elvis isn't dead. Otherwise you don't have a hero. You can't kill a hero. That's why I never let him get older.
Mickey Spillane
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You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.
Andy Kindler
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If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I've been with certain stars some are caring and pay attention to their fans and to their fellow performers and some are too busy. Elvis never seemed too busy.
Minnie Pearl
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You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether.
Greil Marcus
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Elvis was rock'n'roll. He came from the poverty and the pain.
Link Wray
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We're Americans. I don't consider us to be evil, I just don't think we know any better. We're a really young culture. We're hillbillies, and the rest of the world sees us that way. I travel all over the world, and probably the only worse rednecks than us are the Australians. And they're an even younger country.
Steve Earle
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My husband was a pilot. He flew Elvis when Elvis first started making appearances around the country.
Minnie Pearl
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