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Tag Name "Redneck" (157)

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Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
Jeff Foxworthy
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Rednecks always made me nervous to play, but I'm glad I wrote it and I continue to play it. It's just that the language is so rough.
Randy Newman
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Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.
Willie Robertson
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You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I find it amazing that so many TV viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents.
Carl Hiaasen
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What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
Charlie Daniels
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If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.
Christopher Paul Curtis
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You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
Jeff Foxworthy
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My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.
David Allan Coe
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You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Any questions I had about whether a redneck from Oklahoma could become a Brown Classical Philosophy professor ended when I met Tim [Blake Nelson].
Edward Norton
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You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Among the rednecks of America, which there are many more than people seem to realize, it was terribly damaging. I got blamed for O.J.'s acquittal.
F. Lee Bailey
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You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
Jeff Foxworthy
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My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl.
Gretchen Wilson
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You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah.
Gretchen Wilson
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You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
Jeff Foxworthy
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'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
Hal Sparks
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You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.
Jackson Browne
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You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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