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Tag Name "Redneck" (157)

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Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
Jeff Foxworthy
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Rednecks always made me nervous to play, but I'm glad I wrote it and I continue to play it. It's just that the language is so rough.
Randy Newman
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Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.
Willie Robertson
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You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
Jeff Foxworthy
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