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Tag Name "Pie" (303)

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PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.
Ambrose Bierce
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Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions.
Johnny Carson
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Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.
Kevin James
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Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.
Jim Gaffigan
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I don't enjoy eating humble pie.
Geoffrey Zakarian
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The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail-blazin', eyebrow raisin', all around, smack it down People's Champ, The Rock!
Dwayne Johnson
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Men who leave their money to be distributed by others are pie-faced mutts.
George Eastman
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Another lesson about a naive fool who came to Babylon, and found out that the pie don't taste so sweet.
Dwight Yoakam
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I suggest to you that increasing the size of America's economic pie - which can be achieved only if everybody has a seat at the table - is the most important challenge facing our country today.
William Weld
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And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop than at a curate.
George Orwell
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Boston: Their hotels are bad. Their pumpkin pies are delicious. Their poetry is not so good.
Edgar Allan Poe
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The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie.
Wilmer Valderrama
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We ought to make the pie higher.
George W. Bush
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There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie.
Edgar Guest
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Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
Yogi Berra
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Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
George Will
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The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done
Edward Young
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Loyalty is an asset, independent and scarce, parceled out among different contestants for power. No ruling government or nonruling group enjoys absolute loyalty - no contestant can have the whole pie.
Yossi Shain
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My childhood favourite is mum's shepherd's pie, Yorkshire pudding and roasted potatoes. I remember coming home from school and going to the kitchen to help her. It's because of her that I discovered my love for cooking.
Gordon Ramsay
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Flesh-meats will depreciate the blood. Cook meat with spices, and eat it with rich cakes and pies, and you have a bad quality of blood.
Ellen G. White
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I do 45 minutes of cardio five days a week, because I like to eat. I also try for 45 minutes of muscular structure work, which is toning, realigning and lengthening. If I'm prepping for something or I've been eating a lot of pie, I do two hours a day, six days a week for two weeks.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.
Emma Thompson
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New York is the place where all the aspirations of the western world meet to form one vast master aspiration, as powerful as the suction of a steam dredge. It is the icing on the pie called Christian civilization.
H. L. Mencken
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The funny thing about advertising is that it's not a zero-sum game... Historically, in the digital ad world, pie has gotten larger and it's possible for everyone to win, and it's perfectly possible that will continue to be true for quite some time.
Eric Schmidt
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