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Tag Name "Ducks" (260)

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Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
Lewis Grizzard
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To listen is an effort, and just to hear is no merit. A duck hears also.
Igor Stravinsky
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Don't waste your time trying to turn ducks into eagles. Hire people who already have the motivation and drive to be eagles and then just let them soar.
Jim Rohn
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Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.
Paul Feig
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
J. D. Salinger
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Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants.
Christopher Moore
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Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me Duck.
Donald Dunn
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My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.
Jase Robertson
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Confit is not something that comes to mind for summer. Usually it means duck confit, made by cooking the legs and thighs in duck fat to preserve them for winter.
Geoffrey Zakarian
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She turned and looked at him. Ducks? she said again. A smile tugged the edge of his mouth. I hate ducks. Don't know why. I just always have.
Cassandra Clare
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If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she’d end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks.
Patricia Briggs
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My God! The English language is a form of communication! Conversation isn't just crossfire where you shoot and get shot at! Where you've got to duck for your life and aim to kill! Words aren't only bombs and bullets — no, they're little gifts, containing meanings!
Philip Roth
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Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil a day. The bad news is that they're capturing it with ducks.
Jimmy Fallon
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I`m an old duck hunter. I like to go hunting where the ducks are. We`re looking for votes. I think maybe poaching some of those soft Donald Trump Republican votes would be the place to go.
William Weld
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At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.
Jase Robertson
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He took a duck in the face at 250 knots.
William Gibson
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Soup's on and I got a coupon. Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon. He said No, duck sauce, soy sauce... And this ain't no Burger King, so you no get no toy, boss.
Daniel Dumile
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Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.
Rick Riordan
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Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck.
Chubby Checker
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I am like a cartoon strip I am like Donald Duck everybody knows me in Italy.
Roberto Benigni
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I do not walk like a duck.
Cassandra Clare
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It's a bit like a fledgeling duck, finding your flippers.
Martin Freeman
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When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn't duck the issue, being Catholic and all. So how did he address it? By reminding Americans that religion shouldn't be an issue, that he was concentrating on big things like poverty and hunger and leading the space race.
Penn Jillette
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We survive our way through basketball hoping the # Lakers will survive and we hope for the # Kings and for the # Ducks and we want them all to succeed but if you are a true fan and especially if you are a # Dodgers fan deep down inside you are saying please get out of the way, get off the stage, here come the DODGERS!
Vin Scully
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