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Tag Name "Hilarious" (343)

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For me, the anarchy movement is hilarious. It's all under .org, which is of course government sponsored websites, and then they're all wearing corporate clothing from the Dr.Martin's to the back sacks and the cell phones, they're all flying around on corporate jets and using corporate highways. Very anarchistic!
John Lydon
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
Douglas Adams
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I wouldn't feel right wearing clothes covering my body.
Christina Aguilera
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Fobbit is fast, razor sharp, and seven kinds of hilarious. Thank you, Mr. Abrams, for the much needed salve--it feels good to finally laugh about Iraq. Fobbit deserves a place alongside Slaughterhouse Five and Catch-22 as one of our great comic novels about the absurdity of war.
Jonathan Evison
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In my personal life, I'm hilarious! I was always a bit of a jokester.
Alison Brie
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When I was three, my dad thought it would be hilarious to teach me swear words, then have me say them to his friends. They would laugh and laugh. I realize now the laugh was pure shock value, but it felt really good, and I've been chasing it ever since.
Sarah Silverman
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I can't imagine going back to long hair. Cutting it was the greatest thing I ever did
Robin Wright
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target
Ashleigh Brilliant
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The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
Jean Cocteau
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Todd Glass has amazing energy on stage. Dave Attell is one of my favorites because he's a one liner comic who is always incredibly in the moment with the audience. As for newer people, I think Adrienne Iapalucci writes some great, dark jokes and Sean Patton has a hilarious voice on stage.
Anthony Jeselnik
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good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere
Helen Gurley Brown
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Robert Bloch
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So much of comedy is feeling comfortable with the point of view coming at you. So I understand it. There's people who I find hilarious now, but the first couple of times I saw 'em, I was like What is this? I don't get it at all.
Scott Aukerman
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I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there.
Evan Rachel Wood
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My guiltiest pleasure in life is 'America's Funniest Home Videos.' I watch them all - old, new - I don't care. Despite how bad the writing is on the show. The people getting hit and hurt, that's hilarious.
Russell Peters
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One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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Shakira is a new friend, but I love her dearly already. She's so sweet and adorable and hilarious.
Adam Levine
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In a theatre it happened that a fire started off stage. The clown came out to tell the audience. They thought it was a joke and applauded. He told them again, and they became still more hilarious. This is the way, I suppose, that the world will be destroyed-amid the universal hilarity of wits and wags who think it is all a joke.
Soren Kierkegaard
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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
Nicolas Chamfort
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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
Dave Barry
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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
Mark Twain
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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
Bette Midler
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Jerry Seinfeld
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I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags on our backs or that we're fat. You read one line in a magazine and it sends you into a tailspin.
Lake Bell
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