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Tag Name "Hilarious" (343)

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Oh my God! said one of the Ambers. Is this not the worst trip ever? Did you see the snow? She was a sharp one, this Amber. What would she notice next? The train? The moon? The hilarious vagaries of human existence? Her own head?
Maureen Johnson
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I needed to make my wig ogg because I no longer wanted to apologize for who I am
Viola Davis
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There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They're not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious.
Sarah Silverman
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Mark Twain
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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I always say, the bigger the hair, the smaller the hips!
Christie Brinkley
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I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls of Steel.' It's hilarious.
Alexander Ludwig
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There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.
Camille Paglia
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If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.
Muhammad Ali
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Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh.
Amy Poehler
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The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.
Rachel Vincent
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I'd probably be better in an action role and even a more comedic role as I find myself pretty hilarious.
Phil Heath
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I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?
Doug Stanhope
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If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.
Walter Moers
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I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
Stephen Colbert
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I moved to New York when I was 17 and I had no idea what I was doing. I really thought I was going to take that city by storm and it taught me a lot it was like the school of life. For me, it was like a series of really hilarious experiences in New York with getting jobs and getting fired.
Dreama Walker
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The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.
Robert Conquest
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If I don't wear a wig, I'm called a nasty f*g, if I do wear a wig, I'm hilarious.
Roy Haylock
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies probably because they are generally the same people.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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It was like hiking into a Hemingway story everything was sepia-toned and bristling with subtext.
Leslie What
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Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I'm sorry I'm not the guy. It just doesn't fit me. I'm not 20.
Barack Obama
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If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Yogi Berra
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It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.
Aubrey Plaza
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