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Tag Name "Sarcasm" (293)

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Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect.
Hazrat Inayat Khan
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An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
Irvin S. Cobb
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.
George Carlin
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Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.
Cyril Connolly
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When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
Eric Hoffer
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We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.
Douglas MacArthur
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Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
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He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
Forrest Tucker
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Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death. He blinked. There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright hostility, and you seem to have crossed it. What's up?
Cassandra Clare
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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers... I mean plastic and then tape, and the tape is like government tape. It says 'open here.' Is that sarcasm?
Ellen DeGeneres
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Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.
Peter Ustinov
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People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Stephen King
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Stay with me I want to be alone
Joey Lauren Adams
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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.
W. Somerset Maugham
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They didn’t have novels back then. (Tory) History says they didn’t have books, yet what’s this thing in my hand? It’s square, bound paper that’s been written on. Looks like a book to me. (Acheron) Thank you, Captain Sarcasm. How nice of you to join us again. (Tory)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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We have the best government that money can buy.
Mark Twain
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My job is not to talk smack about anything. This is why I dislike strongly doing magazine articles: My personality does not translate to print. People don't read it as sarcasm, and it just comes off badly.
Sandra Bullock
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I always get the better when I argue alone.
Oliver Goldsmith
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The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.
Oscar Wilde
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Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently early.
George Will
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I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.
Shelley Winters
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
Clarence Darrow
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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