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Tag Name "Sarcasm" (293)

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The spirit of sarcasm lives and thrives in the midst of universal wreck its balls are enchanted and itself invulnerable, and it braves retaliations and reprisals because itself is a mere flash, a bodiless and magical nothing.
Henri Frederic Amiel
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My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have to learn the ancient martial art of sarcasm.
Nick Moran
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
Kin Hubbard
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
Evan Esar
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Will Rogers
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In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.
Alanis Morissette
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You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.
Brandon Sanderson
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
George Carlin
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It wasn't sarcasm. Graves blew out a cloud of acrid smoke. It was pointing out a fallacy in your logic, babe. Anna's jaw actually dropped. For a moment, I wasn't sure if I should laugh or push him out of the room. Way to go, Graves.
Lilith Saintcrow
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The consumer isn't a moron she is your wife.
David Ogilvy
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Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck.
Eli Wallach
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Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.
Tony Kornheiser
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My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.
Tom Bergeron
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
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There`s a good sense of fun and lack of sarcasm in the Texans, maybe a little earnestness which is kind of why I found it quite Australian.
Rachel Griffiths
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery.
Benjamin Franklin
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There seems to me to be absolutely no limit to the inanity and credulity of the human race. Homo Sapiens! Homo idioticus!
Arthur Conan Doyle
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
Fran Lebowitz
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Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.
Lee Westwood
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Some sarcasm is best told simply.
Kevin Hart
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
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Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost? Mica asked. Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor? Sarcasm lay thick and heavy in her voice. I believe a consult would be a good idea. Ely nodded with mocking solemnity as Mica lifted herself onto the gurney. You never know what you may end up hurting if the act isn't done properly.
Lora Leigh
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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
Eoin Colfer
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