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Tag Name "Sarcasm" (293)

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It's like in most parts of America, where there was industry and there is no longer there is cynicism mixed with sarcasm and some optimism. That's how my background influenced my comedy.
Jim Gaffigan
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It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
Alan Alda
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Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love.
William Hazlitt
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Poison. he said, deadpan. That's an unusual name to give your child. You must love her very much. She's a treasure. Bram agreed, blithely ignoing the sarcasm. .... Then went a few dozen feet in silence, until they were out of eaarshor of the gaurd. She's a treasure. Poison mimicked, and Bram burst out laughing.
Chris Wooding
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I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
J. D. Salinger
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From a private gentlewoman you have made me first a marchioness, then a queen and, as you can raise me no higher in the world, you are now sending me to be a saint in Heaven.
Anne Boleyn
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Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.
Oscar Wilde
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Will Rogers
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Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
Woody Allen
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
Andy Rooney
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
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And then what? Said, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Ms. Lane, I didn't mean to wrinkle your lovely blouse. May I press that for you?' Or perhaps you gouged it with one of your pretty pink nails? I was really beginning to wonder what his hang-up with pink was, but I didn't resent the sarcasm in his voice.
Karen Marie Moning
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
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On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
Virginia Woolf
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If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
Joe E. Lewis
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If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows. I have guesses enough of my own.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
Mark Twain
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Lily Tomlin
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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Benjamin Disraeli
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There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
Henry Adams
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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.
Dave Barry
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Groucho Marx
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Frank Zappa
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
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