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Tag Name "Sarcasm" (293)

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
Groucho Marx
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The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.
Stephen Colbert
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I'd to do more stuff with less sarcasm.
Sara Gilbert
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It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.
Oscar Wilde
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Oscar Wilde
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My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother - again! - but I've also got her mini-me to contend with.
Melissa Rivers
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There's a good sarcasm and a camaraderie that comes after being in a band. And we've known each other forever. We've never been a band that fought or argued. As a songwriter, I'm really happy that the boys support me and contribute and that, but I've always wanted to be under the band Stereophonics.
Kelly Jones
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Alan Dundes
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Ogden Nash
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You listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's expense. It's sarcasm it's nasty. Kids grow up hearing that, and they think that's what humor is, and they think it's OK. But that negativity permeates the entire planet.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
Eddie Izzard
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The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.
Dave Barry
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The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit.
Dwight Morrow
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My plea is that we stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight...I am asking that we look a little deeper for the good, that we still our voices of insult and sarcasm, that we more generously compliment and endorse virtue and effort.
Gordon B. Hinckley
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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Laurence J. Peter
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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
Oscar Wilde
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I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm
Lindsey Kelk
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As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak.
John Knowles
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how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
Eoin Colfer
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I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.
Kurt Fuller
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To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune to lose both looks like carelessness.
Oscar Wilde
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I'm a silly guy, I love wit and cynicism and sarcasm.
Columbus Short
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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
Rita Rudner
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