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Tag Name "Sarcasm" (293)

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What's in the cave, Russell?' Madigan asked with heavy sarcasm. I shrugged. 'Rocks. Lots of 'em.' 'Don't patronize me.' His voice lowered to a hiss. 'What else is in the cave?' I looked him straight in the eye and spoke one word. 'Mud.
Jeaniene Frost
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There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also there are more injuries at a football game.
Alfred Hitchcock
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Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.
Samuel Johnson
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Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word.
Ford Frick
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All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell
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If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.
Elbert Hubbard
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Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.
Chuck Klosterman
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You know, your sarcasm isn’t appreciated right now. I’ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by you. Tell me, what else should I look forward to? Torture, or just a good maiming? (Kiara)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Melissa,' Graham growled. 'Really? I've always thought it brings out my eyes.
Christine Warren
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You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?
Penny Marshall
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At the best, sarcasms, bitter irony, scathing wit, are a sort of swordplay of the mind. You pink your adversary, and he is forthwith dead and then you deserve to be hung for it.
Christian Nestell Bovee
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Oh yeah, you’re a regular sage. Shouldn’t you be sitting on a mountain somewhere cultivating a long white beard waiting for knowledge seekers to come to you?” “Have I mentioned that sarcasm has the potential to be detrimental to the natural beauty of your face?” he countered.
Jacquelyn Frank
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Nothing sharpens the arrow of sarcasm so keenly as the courtesy that polishes it no reproach is like that we clothe with a smile and present with a bow.
Lord Chesterfield
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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Oscar Wilde
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
Samuel Goldwyn
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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Satire must not be a kind of superfluous ill will, but ill will from a higher point of view. Ridiculous man, divine God. Or else, hatred against the bogged-down vileness of average man as against the possible heights that humanity might attain.
Paul Klee
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There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some announce goodness and sweetness, others betray sarcasm, bitterness and pride some soften the countenance by their languishing tenderness, others brighten by their spiritual vivacity.
Johann Kaspar Lavater
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An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: Girls girls, ooo. Naturally you want to look your best, and God says No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!
Eddie Izzard
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I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
A. J. Liebling
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An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement . . .
Arthur Conan Doyle
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It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
Charlie Pierce
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