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Tag Name "Sarcasm" (293)

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Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport
Duffy Daugherty
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Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
Laurell K. Hamilton
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Victor Borge
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
Jerry Seinfeld
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Kin Hubbard
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Sarcasm, as it turned out--even when it was instinctive and quick--cut into the time one had to manufacture one's escape.
Mel Odom
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Why have computers? Politicians are far more calculating.
Andre Brie
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Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.
George Eliot
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Don't give a woman advice one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
Oscar Wilde
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A fine horse or a beautiful woman, I cannot look at them unmoved, even now when seventy winters have chilled my blood.
Arthur Conan Doyle
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I like a girl who's smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm.
Eyedea
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My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.
Rosemary Clement-Moore
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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
George Bernard Shaw
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
Eddie Izzard
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A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.
Honore de Balzac
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The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt.
Nicolas Chamfort
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sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and help them.
David Foster Wallace
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I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph.
Otto von Bismarck
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Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
Frank Dane
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If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood.
Lily Allen
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Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
Gore Vidal
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope
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We English are good at forgiving our enemies it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
P. D. James
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The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
David Friedman
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