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Tag Name "Sarcasm" (293)

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I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass.
Tyler Oakley
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You have delighted us long enough.
Jane Austen
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a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.
Anne Bosworth Greene
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
Billy Wilder
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Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.
Lenny Bruce
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We didn't lose the game we just ran out of time.
Vince Lombardi
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I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
Andy Rooney
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You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
Hy Gardner
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Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
Ashleigh Brilliant
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The atmosphere of Venus consists of ammonia, sulfur, and nitric oxide. Man must have lived there once.
Andre Brie
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Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Ambrose Bierce
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
Ambrose Bierce
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
Ambrose Bierce
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
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...Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel at his worst he is unspeakable, unimaginable and first and last and all the time he is a sarcasm. Yet he blandly and in all sincerity calls himself the 'noblest work of God.'
Mark Twain
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I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
Allan Sloan
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An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
Alfred A. Knopf, Sr.
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I like sarcasm. I like snark.
Alexis Ohanian
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By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the life without much patient self-inspection.
Frank Moore Colby
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He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
William Faulkner
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Few authors are so interesting as their work - they generally reserve their wit or trenchant sarcasm for their books.
Alec-Tweedie
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Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating monster. I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.
Alanis Morissette
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Ogden Nash
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It's a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon launder became a dirty word.
William Zinsser
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