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Tag Name "Beard" (187)

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Beards in olden times, were the emblems of wisdom and piety.
Thomas B. Macaulay
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
George Carlin
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I have to perfect my beard every morning and it takes a long time. I think a lot of musicians are into graphic design and art. I decided to be a little bit of an artist on my face.
Craig David
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Trust the man who hesitates in his speech and is quick and steady in action, but beware of long arguments and long beards.
George Santayana
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The beard must not be plucked. Ye shall not deface the figure of your beard.
Cyprian
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Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.
Dana Gould
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TIME's Person of the Year for 2006, maintainer of a foot long beard
Abraham J. Williams
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I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.
Danny Pudi
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If you had half as much brains as you have beard, you would have looked before you leaped.
Aesop
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Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.
David Lee Roth
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Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
Al Goldstein
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There are days when I think: what if I just checked out? What if I grew a beard and went off to live somewhere remote? I have often wondered about the freedom that would bring.
David Schwimmer
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You can't do comedy with a beard.
Alexei Sayle
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Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.
Demetri Martin
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I just lead my life as naturally, as normally as I possibly can. But I can't help it if controversy is hounding me day in and day out. I'm quite amazed sometimes by the way they go about it. I grow a beard and it lands up in the editorial in The Times of India.
Amitabh Bachchan
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It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your beard’s stupid.” “Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us getting along so well.
Derek Landy
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I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium philosophum nondum video
Aulus Gellius
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Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards.
Don Drysdale
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According to what we've been seeing recently in the area where the terrorists control, where they ban people from going to schools, ban young men from shaving their beards, and women have to be covered from head to toe, and let's say in brief they live the Taliban style in Afghanistan, completely the same style.
Bashar al-Assad
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I wanted to be a tragedienne. I only wanted sad parts. When mother read the press notices when I was on the road, saying I was a 'comedienne,' the tears rolled down my cheeks. I thought comedians had to have black on their faces, or red beards.
Dorothy Gish
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I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.
Bill Walton
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You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
Dylan Moran
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Thus we have now for many centuries triumphed over nature to the extent of making certain secondary characteristics of the male (such as the beard) disagreeable to nearly all the females—and there is more in that than you might suppose.
C. S. Lewis
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It is easy to sympathize at a distance,' said an old gentleman with a beard. 'I value more the kind word that is spoken close to my ear.
E. M. Forster
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