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Tag Name "Congratulations" (70)

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Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Jesse Ventura
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
Bob Hope
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Congratulations! You're a woman. Now die.
John Green
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Congratulations on turning 60 Now you can wear what you like No one cares, and more particularly You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike'
John Walter Bratton
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Congratulations on your well deserved retirement, Wishing you every happiness in the years ahead. No lying about your age, more lying around the house After lying much longer in bed
John Walter Bratton
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Congratulations to Saddam Hussein on being elected to another seven-year term. It was very close. He received 99 percent of the vote, and one percent of the vote went for last-minute candidate Frank Lautenberg.
David Letterman
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Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.
Patrick Rothfuss
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Congratulations to Obama! He's now increased the debt more in three years than George W. Bush did his entire eight year presidency. But all that spending was worth it because just look at the great results! So what exactly is the argument that Obama isn't a hugely incompetent failure? So far it's 'Look! Over there! A war on women!'
Frank J. Fleming
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Congratulations. Your official super-nerd badge is in the mail.
Rachel Vincent
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Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.
Frankie Boyle
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Congratulations, love. You traded up. Does he treat you well?' 'He's a teddy bear,' I said. Teddy bear looked like he was suffering from murder withdrawal. (Rene and Kate on Jim!)
Ilona Andrews
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Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup. ... They won after France's best player got ejected for head butting. That's the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years.
Jay Leno
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Congratulations to Alex Rodriguez on his 660th home run, milestones in baseball are meant to be broken and I wish him continued success throughout his career.
Willie Mays
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
John Oliver
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Congratulations to the new Wayne State men and women's rugby team for winning their inaugural victories on their very first weekend. I am sure there will plenty more victories for the Children of the Corn, in the games to come.
Brian Vizard
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Congratulations! If I may be so bold Only 40 years to go Before you're a century old Just saying
John Walter Bratton
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Congratulations to Donald Trump, the new president of the United States - and to the people of America, who are free.
Marine Le Pen
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Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
David Letterman
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Congratulations! Today is your day!
Dr. Seuss
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Congratulations you're 18!... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill.
Frankie Boyle
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Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne chance.
Gary Lineker
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Congratulations to Sachin Tendulkar for becoming the first person ever to score 50 test hundreds, absolute superstar
Rohan Bopanna
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Congratulations to President Obama on being reelected president of the United States. Turns out it is not all bad news for the Republicans. It seems that depression is covered by Obamacare.
Jay Leno
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Congratulations is the civility of envy.
Ambrose Bierce
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