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Tag Name "Windows" (464)

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Windows 2000 already contains features such as the human discipline component, where the PC can send an electric shock through the keyboard if the human does something that does not please Windows.
Bill Gates
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Windows 8 is key to the future, the Surface computer.
Bill Gates
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Windows favors multi-threading, which means that a service is implemented by one single process.
Wietse Venema
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Windows 95 is what Rube Goldberg would have designed if he'd studied cartooning at M.I.T.
Russell Baker
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Windows isn't supposed to make sense, it's supposed to make money.
Paul Lutus
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Windows Updates have sometimes been a pain point for users. The update pop-ups can interrupt a movie or a video game, and the automatic restarts can result in lost data or confused users.
Ben Parr
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Windows '98 is so similar to Windows '95 because Apple hasn't invented anything worth copying since 1995.
Jakob Nielsen
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Windows work two ways, mirrors one way. You never walk through mirrors or swim through windows.
Jim Morrison
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Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.
Enid Nemy
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Open wide the windows of our spirits and fill us full of light open wide the door of our hearts, that we may receive and entertain Thee with all our powers of adoration.
Christina Rossetti
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And I should mention the light which falls through the big windows this time of day italicizing everything it touches.
Billy Collins
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Congress is debating a kill switch that would allow President Obama to freeze all activity on the internet if there was a national emergency. The kill switch goes by the top-secret code name 'Microsoft Windows.'
Conan O'Brien
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Microsoft unapologetically will make sure ActiveX works best on Windows
Bob Muglia
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One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today.
Dale Carnegie
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Suddenly, I became conscious of the fact that the driver was in the act of pulling up the horses in the courtyard of a vast ruined castle, from whose tall black windows came no ray of light, and whose broken battlements showed a jagged line against the sky.
Bram Stoker
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If you invite someone into your front room you can't be surprised when there are suddenly people outside your windows with cameras.
Daniel Craig
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Obsolescence and death, the reign of the archaic, the abandoned, and the corny: Really, if you saw Windows 3.0 on the sidewalk outside the building, would you bend over and pick it up?!?
Bruce Sterling
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I went to Canada and played in this tiny bar where the windows were steaming up and everybody was so animated and singing along right there at the foot of the stage, looking up, and I got my mojo back .
Dar Williams
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Even in Los Angeles, where we lived, when we would date somebody or go out with them, if we went out with somebody else the next night, we often found that women were banging on our windows while we were bedded down with other women!
Burt Ward
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Technically, Windows is an operating system, which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.
Dave Barry
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I mean . . . who was it that said if the door is locked, find a window. If the windows locked, well . . . break it. If it won't break then find a freaking sledgehammer and make a new one.
C.C. Hunter
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She feels like kicking out all the windows And setting fire to this life She could change everything about her using colors bold and bright But all the colors mix together - to grey
Dave Matthews
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As we pay our tithing faithfully, the Lord will open the windows of heaven and pour out upon us His richest blessings.
Carl B. Pratt
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Scientists in California have discovered a chemical in the brain that causes use of Windows in otherwise normal human beings. It's called alcohol.
David Pogue
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