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Tag Name "Babies" (489)

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babies ain't cute / hungry.
Alexis De Veaux
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Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.
Amy Heckerling
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Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.
Charles Osgood
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Babies! What a wonderful way to start people!
Mary Engelbreit
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Babies are smart. They can tell the difference between a responsive face and a blank face, wiped clean of emotion.
Madeleine M. Kunin
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Babies do not want to hear about babies they like to be told of giants and castles.
Samuel Johnson
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Babies are a nuisance, of course. But so does everything seem to be that is worth while – husbands and books and committees and being loved and everything. We have to choose between barren ease and rich unrest – or rather, one does not choose.
Vera Brittain
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Babies are born with the instinct to speak, the way spiders are born with the instinct to spin webs. You don't need to train babies to speak they just do. But reading is different.
Steven Pinker
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Babies who have not yet been taught to speak any language are the only race of the earth, the race of man: all the rest is pretence, what we call civilization, hatred, fear, desire for strength.
William Saroyan
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Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize whether it be in church, a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours when the lights are out. They have not yet learned that joy and laughter have to last a lifetime and must be conserved.
Erma Bombeck
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Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to kill themselves. If your home contains a sharp, toxic object, your baby will locate it if your home contains no such object, your baby will try to obtain one via mail order.
Dave Barry
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Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right?
Jim Gaffigan
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Babies are saved when Christians show up.
Dennis Green
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Babies are born with neither good nor bad character. Normal people - as they grow, learn and are trained - develop better or worse dispositions and habits of conduct.
Edwin J Delattre
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Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.
Nick Swardson
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Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite.
Alexander Woollcott
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Babies and young children are like the research and development division of the human species, and we grown-ups are production and marketing.
Alison Gopnik
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Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.
Chris Rock
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Babies are unreasonable they expect far too much of existence. Each new generation that comes takes one look at the world, thinks wildly, Is this all they've done to it? and bursts into tears.
Clarence Day
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Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.
Daniel Tosh
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Babies and language are the essential ingredients of civilization, and speakers of language no more know where it came from than babies know where they come from.
Charlton Laird
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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
Steven Wright
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Babies and the old are permitted self-absorption. In between, it provokes resentment.
Mason Cooley
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Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.
Steven Wright
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