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Tag Name "Babies" (486)

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Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.
Daniel Tosh
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Babies aren't really born of their parents. They are born of every kind word, loving gesture, hope, and dream their parents ever had.
Julia Roberts
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Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home.
Dave Barry
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Babies and language are the essential ingredients of civilization, and speakers of language no more know where it came from than babies know where they come from.
Charlton Laird
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Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.
Chris Rock
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Babies are unreasonable they expect far too much of existence. Each new generation that comes takes one look at the world, thinks wildly, Is this all they've done to it? and bursts into tears.
Clarence Day
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Babies learn through a series of increasingly self-corrected ideas. They use very sophisticated hypothesis testing strategies to find out about their world.
John Medina
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babies ain't cute / hungry.
Alexis De Veaux
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Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.
Amy Heckerling
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Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.
Erma Bombeck
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Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.
Jim Gaffigan
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Babies aren't born knowing differences in color, gender, religions. They're taught those things. They're taught them at home. They're taught in the schools. They're taught in the churches. They're taught in the mosques, in the synagogues.
Geraldine Ferraro
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Babies, they learn how to walk and they are already trying to run away. You can't reach the doorknob, you only know us, think it through.
Jim Gaffigan
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Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.
Nick Swardson
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Babies! What a wonderful way to start people!
Mary Engelbreit
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Babies are smart. They can tell the difference between a responsive face and a blank face, wiped clean of emotion.
Madeleine M. Kunin
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Babies are born with the instinct to speak, the way spiders are born with the instinct to spin webs. You don't need to train babies to speak they just do. But reading is different.
Steven Pinker
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Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.
William Shatner
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Babies do not want to hear about babies they like to be told of giants and castles.
Samuel Johnson
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Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.
Charles Osgood
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Babies were dangerous . . . they made you fall in love before you knew what was happening.
Lisa Kleypas
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Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite.
Alexander Woollcott
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Babies and young children are like the research and development division of the human species, and we grown-ups are production and marketing.
Alison Gopnik
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Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize whether it be in church, a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours when the lights are out. They have not yet learned that joy and laughter have to last a lifetime and must be conserved.
Erma Bombeck
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