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Tag Name "Pet" (622)

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A man walks into a pet shop and says: Give me a wasp. The shopkeeper replies: We don't sell wasps. He says: There's one in the window.
Frank Carson
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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain
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It might be that the biggest division in the world isn't men and women but folks who like cats and folks who like dogs - (L.T.'s Theory of Pets)
Stephen King
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We all love animals. Why do we call some 'pets' and others 'dinner?'
K. D. Lang
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Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be.
William Hazlitt
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Most birds are geniuses. We had one that became a pet he learned to talk, use tools and solve problems.
Jean Craighead George
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
Kinky Friedman
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Even our pets can become idols.
Billy Graham
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They're not so bad. They just need some attention. ...Like pets. Or my brother.
Rick Riordan
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Owners lavish love on their pets, which is why so many go from non-aggressive pups to being out of control when they're older. People just don't realise their dog must respect them as leader of the pack.
Cesar Millan
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Few human beings give of themselves to another as a dog gives of itself.
Dean Koontz
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The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
Johnny Depp
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I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.
George Eads
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
Karl Pilkington
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As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother.
Martha Stewart
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My father loved people, children and pets.
Tony Visconti
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They were really getting quite fond of their strange pet and hoped that Aslan would allow them to keep it. The cleverer ones were quite sure by now that at least some of the noises which came out of his mouth had a meaning. They christened him Brandy because he made that noise so often.
C. S. Lewis
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Sweetheart, all men are animals. Feed us, pet us, and use a firm hand, and we'll worship at your feet.
Lora Leigh
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The indifference, callousness and contempt that so many people exhibit toward animals is evil first because it results in great suffering in animals, and second because it results in an incalculably great impoverishment of the human spirit.
Albert Einstein
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Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.
George Orwell
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I miss dogs, man. I always had a family pet, always had a dog growing up. It was almost equivalent to the prison sentence, having something taken away from me for three years. I want a dog just for the sake of my kids, but also me. I miss my companions.
Michael Vick
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The dog has made man their God, if the dog was an atheist, it would be perfect.
Paul Valery
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Kin Hubbard
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My family didn't find out until I told them, which was when I won Penthouse Pet of the Year. They took it as well as I could have hoped. I am their daughter and they love me, so it was great when they didn't disown me.
Sunny Leone
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