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Tag Name "Pet" (622)

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Kind 'Guardian' readers have been forwarding me round robin Christmas newsletters for years now: lengthy missives full of perfect children, exotic holidays, talented pets and endless, tedious detail. The notes that accompanied them revealed they had inspired in the original recipients everything from mild irritation to absolute rage.
Simon Hoggart
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Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?
J. K. Rowling
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain
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Oh, what is the matter with poor Puggy-Wug? Pet him and kiss him and give him a hug. Run and fetch him a suitable drug. Wrap him up tenderly all in a rug. That is the way to cure Puggy-Wug.
Winston Churchill
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz
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you can go to the Devil and not at your leisure. You can go now, for all I care.' 'My pet, I've been to the Devil and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, not even for you.
Margaret Mitchell
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Silence is golden for me. I live in the country and hear only my pets, birds, crickets, and the wind in the trees.
Franny Armstrong
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I've never been in trouble. I've never had detention or anything. I wasn't a teacher's pet though either.
Arnaz Battle
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Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people.
Andre Norton
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You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.
Daniel Handler
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I've got Flossie dog, and she is great. She and I are still in love, 14 years. That's a relationship that works.
Drew Barrymore
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I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.
Beverley Mitchell
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I'm a real pussy cat - with an iron tail.
Rona Barrett
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
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The dog of your boyhood teaches you a great deal about friendship, and love, and death: Old Skip was my brother. They had buried him under our elm tree, they said-yet this wasn't totally true. For he really lay buried in my heart.
Willie Morris
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Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business.
Shelley Morrison
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Everything I know, I learned from dogs.
Nora Roberts
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I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.
Nafisa Joseph
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And that is how Goodwin problems were always fixed. Fix them on the surface but don't go to the root, always ignoring the elephant in the room. I think that morning was when I realized I'd grown up with an elephant in every room of my life. It was practically our family pet.
Cecelia Ahern
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My pets are very supportive, as they curl up in their beds underneath my desk.
Rolonda Watts
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The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me.
Helen Exley
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A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
Henny Youngman
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An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language.
Martin Buber
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