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Tag Name "Testicle" (7)

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My writing routine is everyday I put a record on, the same one since 20 years. Then I burn a stick of incense, I put perfume here on the insides of my soles, I paint my left testicle red, and I write.
Alejandro Jodorowsky
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
Darynda Jones
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Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle.
Dixie Lee Ray
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I take offense to that. (Pandora) And I take offense to my sudden need for a testicle retrieval. You know, I would have liked to have fathered children one day. (Mike)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
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One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.
Confucius
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There's a bit of testicle at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness.
Denis Diderot
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What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown.
Harris Wittels