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Tag Name "Cows" (409)

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Just because people want to eat the burger doesn't mean they want to meet the cow.
Steve Buscemi
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By ahimsa we will be able to save the cow and also win the friendship of the English.
Mahatma Gandhi
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I want to figure out a way to not be stupid with money, then make a whole bunch of it, then I want to move to Outer Mongolia. I want to milk a yak. Maybe I'll just settle for a cow.
Dave Matthews
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Maple-trees are the cows of trees (spring-milked).
Henry Ward Beecher
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Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
Abbie Hoffman
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Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car.
Dick Gregory
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Billy Connolly
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Mother cow is in many ways better than the mother who gave us birth.
Mahatma Gandhi
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So Pa sold the little house. He sold the cow and calf. He made hickory bows and fastened them upright to the wagon box. Ma helped him stretch white canvas over them.
Laura Ingalls Wilder
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Literary critics, like a herd of cows or a school of fish, always face in the same direction, obeying that love for unity that every critic requires.
Edward Abbey
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His work The Pasture features cast bronze cows in Toronto's financial district I wanted to remind stockbrokers what real stock is.
Joe Fafard
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When I was a kid, my step dad started this business and would go out and get lost cows and stuff. He was part-time truck driver, farmer and cowboy. He taught me how to ride from an early age.
Tim McGraw
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No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different?
Mike Ness
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The central fact of Hinduism is cow protection.
Mahatma Gandhi
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Scientists who think science consists of unprejudiced data-gathering without speculation are merely cows grazing on the pasture of knowledge.
Peter Medawar
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I have a rule - 'funny is funny!' When I write comedy, it's not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be very intelligent and relevant. At my shows, there are no holy cows.
Vir Das
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If a farmer and his family can get up at 5:30 every morning to milk cows, surly we can get up at that time to practice basketball.
Don Meyer
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
Al Yankovic
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Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china.
Charles Dickens
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Why writers write I do not know. As well ask why a hen lays an egg or why a cow stands patiently while an underprivileged farmer burglarizes her.
H. L. Mencken
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The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!
Rowan Atkinson
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Leni Riefenstahl was the one person Goebbels had no control over in the filmmaking community of Nazi Germany, and they despised each other. But because she was Hitler's favorite, she could do what she wanted. She was the only filmmaker that did not have to cow down to Joseph Goebbels.
Quentin Tarantino
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If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.
Celia Cruz
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Don't have a cow, man.
Matt Groening
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