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Tag Name "Sarcastic" (605)

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You have delighted us long enough.
Jane Austen
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a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.
Anne Bosworth Greene
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Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
Groucho Marx
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
Victor Borge
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
Billy Wilder
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We didn't lose the game we just ran out of time.
Vince Lombardi
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I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
Andy Rooney
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You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
Hy Gardner
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I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that.
Andrej Pejic
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Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
Ashleigh Brilliant
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The atmosphere of Venus consists of ammonia, sulfur, and nitric oxide. Man must have lived there once.
Andre Brie
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No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have and I think he's a dirty little beast.
W. S. Gilbert
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Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
W. Somerset Maugham
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She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious.
W. Somerset Maugham
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Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
Robert Benchley
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EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.
Ambrose Bierce
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Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Ambrose Bierce
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CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.
Ambrose Bierce
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While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.
Ambrose Bierce
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PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.
Ambrose Bierce
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
Ambrose Bierce
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Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
Ambrose Bierce
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Ambrose Bierce
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
Ambrose Bierce
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