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Tag Name "Funeral" (356)

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Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too late for the man who is dead.
Ian Bannen
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Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
Mason Cooley
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My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I cried a lot but it made such a beautiful corpse that we had an open casket.
Shirley Manson
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To expiate the pain of losing her firstborn son in the Iraq war, Cindy Sheehan decided to cheer herself up by engaging in Stalinist agitprop outside President Bush's Crawford ranch, ... It's the strangest method of grieving I've seen since Paul Wellstone's funeral. Someone needs to teach these liberals how to mourn.
Ann Coulter
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An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral.
Mary Deasy
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.
Erma Bombeck
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Some of the funniest moments I've had have been like, at a funeral. Somebody says something and everyone's laughing because you have so much pain, but you need that moment of levity.
Gloria Calderon Kellett
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Verily the lust for comfort murders the passion of the soul, and then walks grinning in the funeral.
Khalil Gibran
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When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner o' Later those you love will do the same for you. And you may have thought it tragic, Not to mention other adjec- Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do. (But don't you worry.
Tom Lehrer
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But that wasn´t the first time I ever saw her. I saw her in the hallways at school, and at my mother’s false funeral, and walking the sidewalks in the Abnegation sector. I saw her, but I didn’t see her no one saw her the way she truly was until she jumped. I suppose a fire that burns that bright is not meant to last.
Veronica Roth
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Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with er. Drunker. that was it.
Terry Pratchett
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Is death the last sleep? No, it is the last and final awakening.
Walter Scott
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The formal Washington dinner party has all the spontaneity of a Japanese imperial funeral.
Simon Hoggart
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Life can only be understood backwards.
Mackenzie Astin
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If men refuse to be kindled, sparks can only burn themselves out, just as paper images and carriages burn out on the street during funerals.
Lu Xun
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Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
Jerry Coleman
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If 180 million people want to be undead, that’s their funeral, but I happen to like being alive.
e. e. cummings
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50 Cent is a hero to me because he's overcome so many things. He's been shot nine times and lived. I had a cousin got shot once in the ankle. Dead. I had to go to the funeral. I was mad. Man, you ain't hard! You ain't hard!
Bill Bellamy
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My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation.
Kevin Hart
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Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear 'Tis but the funeral of the former year.
Alexander Pope
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Man's last day must ever be awaited and none to be counted happy until his death, until his last funeral rites are paid.
Ovid
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We cannot banish dangers, but we can banish fears. We must not demean life by standing in awe of death.
David Sarnoff
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So what does Tod look like? Whitewashed skeleton skulking around in a black cape and hood? Carrying a scythe? 'Cause I'm thinking that would cause mass panic in the hospital. ..... Do you chase after a funeral processions in a long, dirty dress, hair trailing behind you in the wind? I shot him a mock frown. Have you been following me again?
Rachel Vincent
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I foresee a great funeral contest over me.
Alexander the Great
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