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Tag Name "Cats" (579)

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I collect records. And cats. I don't have any cats right now. But if I'm taking a walk and I see a cat, I'm happy.
Haruki Murakami
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I'm like an eclipse on a Friday the 13th, With black cats and Haley's Comet, Blazin' blunts in my driveway.
Redman
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Making movies is like herding cats.
Eric Fellner
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There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.
Marc Maron
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Human beings are drawn to cats because they are all we are not — self-contained, elegant in everything they do, relaxed, assured, glad of company, yet still possessing secret lives.
Pam Brown
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The city of cats and the city of men exist one inside the other, but they are not the same city.
Italo Calvino
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Cats do not keep the mice away it is my belief that they preserve them for the chase.
Oswald Barron
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I don't dig that two-beat jive the New Orleans cats play. My boys and I have to have four heavy beats to the bar and no cheating.
Count Basie
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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.
Eddie Izzard
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All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.
Steven Wright
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Cats ... are like four-legged poster children for OCD.
Caroline Knapp
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Cats - a standing rebuke to behavioural scientists . . . least human of all creatures.
Lewis Thomas
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I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human.
Lucy Maud Montgomery
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An old couple came running from a motorhome, scribbling as they ran. Their sign read, Can you check on our cat, Ariel? No one would answer that, because the cats had all been eaten.
Michael Grant
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I hate cats. Death's face became a little stiffer, if that were possible. The blue glow in his eye sockets flickered red for an instant. I SEE, he said. The tone suggested that death was too good for cat haters.
Terry Pratchett
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A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.
Oliver Gaspirtz
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Cats don't need to be possessed they're evil on their own.
Peter Kreeft
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Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some poeple that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.
P. J. O'Rourke
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In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.
Doug Larson
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Sweet bleedin’ Christ,” Bones interrupted. “Try not to let this turn you into a Ghost Whisperer, hmm? Adopting Fabian is one thing, but we’re already turning away spooks by the dozen. If you want another pet, we’ll get you more cats.
Jeaniene Frost
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Long experience has taught me that people who do not like geraniums have something morally unsound about them. Sooner or later you will find them out you will discover that they drink, or steal books, or speak sharply to cats. Never trust a man or a woman who is not passionately devoted to geraniums.
Beverley Nichols
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For dogs we kings should have lions, and for cats, tigers. The great benefits a crown.
Victor Hugo
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
Tucker Max
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My parents ... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past their line of sight.
Jenny Mollen
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