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Tag Name "Cats" (577)

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Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.
Terry Pratchett
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Cats are too independent. They piss me off. They play when they want, and then they turn their back on you. Dogs, you throw the ball, and they bring it back, tongue hanging out, tail wagging. Cats are like Not right now, too busy. Definitely a dog man. Except when it comes to cleaning up after them! Cats win that!
Denzel Washington
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Cats are the tigers of us poor devils.
Theophile Gautier
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Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
Jacquelyn Mitchard
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Cats were the gangsters of the animal world, living outside the law and often dying there. There were a great many of them who never grew old by the fire.
Stephen King
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Cats were not, in her experience, an animal with much soul. Prosaic, practical little creatures as a general rule. It would suit her very well to be thought catlike.
Gail Carriger
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Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
James Herriot
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Garrison Keillor
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Cats of all kinds weave in and out of the text Burroughs has clearly taken to them in a big way in his old age and seems torn between a fear they will betray him into sentimentality and a resigned acceptance that a man can't be ironic all the time.
Angela Carter
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Cats definitely have their own opinions.
Ann M. Martin
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Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.
Dan Greenburg
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Cats are autocrats of naked self-interest. They are both amoral and immoral, consciously breaking rules. Their ''evil'' look at such times is no human projection: the cat may be the only animal who savors the perverse or reflects upon it
Camille Paglia
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Cats, even when robust, have scant liking for the boisterous society of children, and are apt to exert their utmost ingenuity to escape it. Nor are they without adult sympathy in their prejudice.
Agnes Repplier
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Cats have gnosis to a degree that is granted to few bishops.
Carl Van Vechten
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Cats don't caress us-they caress themselves on us.
Antoine Rivarol
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Cats are independent, by which I mean smart.
Dave Barry
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Cats ... are like four-legged poster children for OCD.
Caroline Knapp
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Cats always pick the laps of the people who don't like them.
Barbara Mertz
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Cats are there to be indulged. That's their function: to receive the love we never fully gave our parents. Not like dogs. Dogs are there to give us the love and devotion our children will never fully give us.
Alex Shakar
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Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. They slip, diminished, neat, through loopholes less than themselves.
A. S. J. Tessimond
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Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you.
W. H. Auden
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Cats don't belong to people. They belong to places.
Wright Morris
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Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
W. L. George
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Cats are great. They don't talk about useless things. Or do them. Nothing is cuter. They are something that don't exist in my world. They have pets over there as well...but...it doesn't quite compare.
Yana Toboso
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