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Tag Name "Cats" (579)

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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Garrison Keillor
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Cats are too independent. They piss me off. They play when they want, and then they turn their back on you. Dogs, you throw the ball, and they bring it back, tongue hanging out, tail wagging. Cats are like Not right now, too busy. Definitely a dog man. Except when it comes to cleaning up after them! Cats win that!
Denzel Washington
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Cats were not, in her experience, an animal with much soul. Prosaic, practical little creatures as a general rule. It would suit her very well to be thought catlike.
Gail Carriger
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Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.
Jimmy Carr
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Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.
Jasper Fforde
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Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf.
Roy Blount, Jr.
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Cats be talkin', Bobby I ain't feelin' ya. But I bet if I was peelin' your cap back with a two-shot Dillinger Hot lead released from my cylinder, You'd be talkin' 'bout, Bobby I'm feelin' ya!
RZA
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Cats are our last best chance to have a dysfunctional relationship.
John Bush
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Cats ... are completely self-sufficient and can leave you at any time and go off and make a living. And yet cats can have warm and loving relationships with humans.
Jean Craighead George
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Cats are angels with fur.
Sark
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Cats know not how to pardon.
Jean de La Fontaine
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Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.
Paul Gray
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Cats don't bark and act brave when they see something small in fur or feathers, they kill it. Dogs tend to bravado. They're braggarts. In the great evolutionary drama the dog is Sergeant Bilko, the cat is Rambo.
James P. Gorman
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Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.
Roger Caras
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Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.
Terry Pratchett
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Cats are the tigers of us poor devils.
Theophile Gautier
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Cats are sleek, cats are fast. Cats are... well... they aren’t mean their just wiley. And they will grab your attention in the most seductive way.
Julie Newmar
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Cats may sense early on that you don't like paw prints on your butter, but they will jump onto any surface in the home as long as no one sees it happen.
Kathy Young
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Cats - a standing rebuke to behavioural scientists . . . least human of all creatures.
Lewis Thomas
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Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.
Lilian Jackson Braun
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Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.
Alan Ayckbourn
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Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you.
W. H. Auden
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Cats don't belong to people. They belong to places.
Wright Morris
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Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
W. L. George
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