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Tag Name "Gynecologist" (11)

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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Carrie Snow
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It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.'
Craig Kilborn
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A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.
Daniel Tosh
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I'm Not a Gynecologist, but I'll take a Look.
Gena Showalter
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I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life my gynecologist examines me by telephone.
Joan Rivers
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Been thinking about having a baby. But if I want to do it, I'd have to do it soon 'cause it's getting near closing time. The clock is ticking. My gynecologist said, if I wanted to have a baby, I would have to do it - the latest - by the ended of this show.
Carol Leifer
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I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.
Cathy Ladman
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I go for my completely routine mammogram and then I get a call from my gynecologist. And she says, 'Well, I have some - it's not such great news, but here it is, but it's very small and we're just going to get in there and take it right out, right away, and then you'll probably have radiation.'
Cynthia Nixon
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There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley
Darynda Jones
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I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me sir.
Joan Rivers
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I remember years ago hearing a gynecologist say, Women report a great sense of calm and well-being post-menopause. This was way before I was even thinking about it, but I thought, Hmm, that might be something to look forward to. A sense of well-being!
Laurie Simmons