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Tag Name "Cheese" (306)

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Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female but not the male.
Alfred Kinsey
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Cheese and jam are really nice. Cheese and apple as well. Cheese and grapes are good.
Georgie Henley
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Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.
Clifton Fadiman
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Cheese. The adult form of milk.
Richard Condon
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Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.
Fran Lebowitz
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Cheese, like oil, makes too much of itself.
Jerome K. Jerome
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Cheese is one of my great weaknesses, I could eat the stuff by the pound.
Helena Christensen
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Cheese, in any form, is my guilty pleasure. I would rather have a cheese platter for dinner than any meal. There's nothing better!
Christine Taylor
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Cheese and salt meat, should be sparingly eat.
Benjamin Franklin
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Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH.
Patricia Briggs
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I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese.
Willow Smith
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
Zach Galifianakis
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As an impoverished student I used to spend days out in Selfridges, nibbling on samples of free cheese and dousing myself with scent in the perfume department.
Zoe Tapper
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A crow, who had flown away with a cheese from a dairy window, sate perched on a tree looking down at a great big frog in a pool underneath him.
William Makepeace Thackeray
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God defend me from that Welsh fairy, Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese!
William Shakespeare
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I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill.
William Shakespeare
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The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it.
William E. Simon
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Steven Wright
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Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.
Suzanne Collins
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People love my collard greens. They love my macaroni and cheese. They love the gumbo. They love my Jamaican jerk or my Jamaican curry chicken. They love the jerk, though. And they love my Mexican food.
Tamala Jones
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It's never too late to have a happy childhood, and age only matters if you're a cheese.
Rick Steves
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Now he knew: They were real. Who’d make up a thing like this? Okay, one of them was a cheese that rolled around of its own accord, but nobody was perfect.
Terry Pratchett
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The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.
Ricky Gervais
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I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans.
Thom Yorke
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