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Tag Name "Weatherman" (11)

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The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.
Bill Cosby
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The weatherman is not only blamed for his failure to foretell, he is blamed for the weather itself.
Chuck Jones
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Television has borrowed from the carnival midway the barker's tease: Coming Up Next: a Perfect 10 (Sex? Bo Derek? No, the weatherman comes on to say that tomorrow will be nice).
Edwin Diamond
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I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops
Steven Wright
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There is something endearing about the weatherman.
Willard Scott
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I know that's a little jarring, coming from a Weatherman, but what I mean by being humble is doubting if your action did anything. So you have to open your eyes, act and doubt. And then you have to repeat for a lifetime.
Bill Ayers
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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
Bob Dylan
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If you hear an expert talking about the Internet and saying it [does] this, or it will do that, you should treat it with the same skepticism that you might treat the comments of an economist about the economy or a weatherman about the weather.
Danny Hillis
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There was never a moment in George Carlin's career where he dipped below an A+. When he came out with the Hippie Dippie Weatherman on The Tonight Show, I mean, it seems so mundane now, but it was in black and white TV and the whole bit was that this guy smoked tons of grass and was a terrible weather man. Forecast for tonight? Dark.
Jay Mohr
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People over 100 are the fastest-growing group in America. People soon will be working 'til 100 - some because they have to - and living 'til 125 or even 135. What do I know, I'm just a weatherman, but I've made a hobby of studying this, and it's phenomenal.
Willard Scott
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The TV weatherman has always been one of the best, most secure jobs. They change anchors, they change the set, producers come and go. But the weather person hangs on forever!
Willard Scott