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Tag Name "Schmuck" (11)

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Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime.
Robert De Niro
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In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as I am, he would have made mixtapes for his movies instead of letting some schmuck write the soundtracks for him. But then if he were as talented as I am, he'd be Zach Braff. And have his own Grammy.
Zach Braff
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I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny.
Donald Trump
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Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.
George Carlin
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I'm not expecting the American literary community to welcome me with open arms. To them I'm just some schmuck kid who wrote some book.
Macaulay Culkin
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Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck.
Michael Reagan
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Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.
William H. Macy
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The days that you record by yourself, you feel like a crazy person because you're saying the same line, 10 different ways, or they ask you for 10 different grunting sounds and you just feel like such a schmuck. It's crazy! When there's other people there, it tethers you to something, in a nice way.
Zach Woods
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I know that it's probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician. This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw 'The Killing Fields,' and I've got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
Al Franken
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It’s the downside of a family business: anything good is because I’m somebody’s son otherwise, I’m a schmuck.
Edgar Bronfman, Jr.
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Jack Benny