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Tag Name "Lavatory" (12)

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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
Alan Bennett
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Everything at a NASCAR event carries a corporate logo except the lavatory stalls.
Brock Yates
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I've been lucky enough to win an Oscar, write a best-seller - my other dream would be to have a painting in the Louvre. The only way that's going to happen is if I paint a dirty one on the wall of the gentlemen's lavatory.
David Niven
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I boast of being the only man in London who has been bombed off a lavatory seat while reading Jane Austen. She went into the bath I went through the door.
Kingsley Martin
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The short conversation that follows eventually led to a tree religion. Its tenet of faith was this: a tree that was a good tree and led a clean decent and upstanding life could be assured of a future life after death. If it was very good indeed it would eventually be reincarnated as five thousand rolls of lavatory paper.
Terry Pratchett
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When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory.
A. C. Benson
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This won't look so good in my obituary, Schaffer said dolefully. There was a perceptible edge of strain under the lightly-spoken words.Gave his life for his country in a ladies' lavatory in Upper Bavaria.
Alistair Maclean
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I don't like rats, but there's not much else I don't like. The problem with rats is they have no fear of human beings, they're loaded with foul diseases, they would run the place given half the chance, and I've had them leap out of a lavatory while I've been sitting on it.
David Attenborough
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Arguing with a dead man in a lavatory is a claustrophobic experience.
Ian Mcewan
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In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture.
Nancy Banks-Smith
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It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.
Tom Baker
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Look at the blogosphere - the biggest lavatory wall in the universe, a palimpsest of graffiti and execration.
A.C. Grayling