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Tag Name "Wit" (874)

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[When criticized for appearing bare-shouldered Madonna-like at a banquet:] A comparison between Madonna and me is a comparison between a strapless evening gown and a gownless evening strap.
Kim Campbell
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If you strike upon a thought that baffles you, break off from that entanglement and try another, so shall your wits be fresh to start again.
Aristophanes
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The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.
Theodore Roosevelt
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It is less dishonor to hear imperfectly than to speak imperfectly. The ears are excused the understanding is not.
Ben Jonson
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There's a very fine line between underacting and not acting at all. And not acting is what a lot of actors are guilty of. It amazes me how some of these little numbers with dreamy looks and a dead pan are getting away wit it. I'd hate to see them on stage with a dog act.
Joan Blondell
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Watch your step. Keep your wits about you you will need them.
Michel Faber
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After wisdom comes wit.
Evan Esar
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Every failure teaches a man something, to wit, that he will probably fail again.
H. L. Mencken
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Necessity can sharpen the wits even of children.
Timothy Dwight V
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Every age has its pleasures, its style of wit, and its own ways.
Nicolas Boileau-Despreaux
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A good wit will make use of anything.
William Shakespeare
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There is going to come a day when everyone here is going to need keen observation and wit to ridicule George W. Bush. But when that day comes, all we're going to have are tired puns and goofy looks. Because as you would say, we're suffering from the soft bigotry of low expectorations.
Jon Stewart
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I was a big fan of how Johnny Carson hosted awards shows. Dick Cavett, as well, I think did a really great job of providing a nice blend of comedy, wit and class.
Neil Patrick Harris
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I got more than a thing for you, tattoo wit a ink for you right over my heart girl, I'll do the unthinkable.
Drake
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Antithesis may be the blossom of wit, but it will never arrive at maturity unless sound sense be the trunk and truth the root.
Charles Caleb Colton
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Memory, wit, fancy, acuteness, cannot grow young again in old age, but the heart can.
Jean Paul
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Want is a bitter and a hateful good, Because its virtues are not understood Yet many things, impossible to thought, Have been by need to full perfection brought. The daring of the soul proceeds from thence, Sharpness of wit, and active diligence Prudence at once, and fortitude it gives And, if in patience taken, mends our lives.
John Dryden
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If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.
Michael R. Burch
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The actor has the advantage - or the liability - of knowing, It's going to be my face up there on the frickin' screen, so I better keep my wits about me. Nobody's going to care that I was bad because I was not happy. They're only going to know I'm bad.
William H. Macy
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A woman knows very well that, though a wit sends her his poems, praises her judgment, solicits her criticism, and drinks her tea, this by no means signifies that he respects her opinions, admires her understanding, or will refuse, though the rapier is denied him, to run through the body with his pen.
Virginia Woolf
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I have no more pleasure in hearing a man attempting wit and failing, than in seeing a man trying to leap over a ditch and tumbling into it
Samuel Johnson
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No delusion is greater than the notion that method and industry can make up for lack of mother-wit, either in science or in practical life.
Thomas Huxley
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[On Thomas Seymour's death:] This day died a man of much wit and very little judgment.
Elizabeth I
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A trial is still an ordeal by battle. For the broadsword there is the weight of evidence for the battle-ax the force of logic for the sharp spear, the blazing gleam of truth for the rapier, the quick and flashing knife of wit.
Lloyd Paul Stryker
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