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Tag Name "Ass" (863)

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Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
Bill Maher
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Saying I was lucky negates the hard work I put in and spits on that guy who’s freezing his ass off back in Brooklyn.
Peter Dinklage
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We're grown ass men, you don't need to be falling all over the place.
Kobe Bryant
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These books ain't window dressing. I think Machiavelli's the most sophisticated writer outside of Shakespeare. Way ahead of his time. Such a manipulative person. Everything he accomplished he did by kissin' ass.
Mike Tyson
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Horses (thou say'st) and asses men may try, And ring suspected vessels ere they buy But wives, a random choice, untried they take They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake Then, nor till then, the veil's removed away, And all the woman glares in open day.
Alexander Pope
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You look at material a different way when your ass is on the line financially for it. You want to know where the big laughs are, and how we're going to sell this.
Mike Judge
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We've dressed up in our best and are prepared to go down like gentlemen.
Benjamin Guggenheim
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I'm going to write a book someday and the title will be I'm an Ass, You're an Ass. That's the most liberating, wonderful thing in the world, when you openly admit you're an ass. It's wonderful. When people tell me, You're wrong I say, What can you expect of an ass?
Anthony de Mello
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Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.
Ambrose Bierce
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I flew this past weekend. I went through airport security and said to the guy, 'Is everything okay?' He said, 'You might want to have that mole on your ass checked out.' That seems a little personal to me.
Jay Leno
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I don't know about you, but I love showing my ass to a crew of 300 that I've been working with.
Anna Faris
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I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.
Demetri Martin
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I never took it upon myself to change the world. And those contemporaries of mine who were going around falling for the idea that they were going to bring down the United States government and make a new world were just asses to me.
Walker Evans
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I was hanging out in gers [yurts] with these Kazakh sort of Bedouins. Drank nasty-ass camel milk. The drive [from the Souther Gobi to Ulan Bator] is insane. It's like The Road.
Michelle Rodriguez
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I don't watch reality TV much, but sometimes I'll be on the E! channel and see that show Total Divas, about female wrestlers. It's like, fake tits are de rigueur. Nose jobs are de rigueur. Exaggerated asses are de rigueur. Twerking is de rigueur.
Courtney Love
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I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!
Jillian Michaels
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I showed sideboob. I don't need to show ass. You get one or the other. You don't get both.
Mila Kunis
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Fussy eater is a euphemism for big pain in the ass.
George Carlin
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I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream!
Donnell Rawlings
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To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don't let it.
Ernest Hemingway
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The average schoolmaster is and always must be essentially an ass, for how can one imagine an intelligent man engaging in so puerile an avocation.
H. L. Mencken
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He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young girls losing themselves, such that they were no longer humans with any souls or characters, but pretty girls with fat asses and nice tits.
Jess C Scott
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They say, he must had an angel, cuss look how death missed his ass. Unbreakable, what you thought they'd call me Mr. Glass?
Kanye West
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