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Tag Name "Ass" (862)

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Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit.
Augustus
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Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass, and it translate to beef with broccoli. The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
Bill Maher
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I tried football and got my ass beat. I tried baseball, and the ball knocked out one of my teeth.
Usher
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I guarantee, that if I am elected, I will take over the White House, hang out, shoot pool, scratch my ass, and not do a damn thing . . . Which is to say, if you want something done, don't come to me to do it for you you got to get together and figure out how to do it yourselves. Is that a deal?
Utah Phillips
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I'm just living my life. I'm incredibly disciplined and I work incredibly hard. I show up for things on time, I do my homework, and I work my ass off. I've had a lot of luck, but I work really, really hard.
Anna Paquin
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As far as guitar goes, it's weird to have such a challenging activity in my life for so long - I love it. It kicks my ass every day.
Vernon Reid
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Every day is a work day, and I have to work my ass off just as much as any other guy, doing whatever job they're doing. I believe in commitment and hard work, and hopefully, after that, success comes.
Aneurin Barnard
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If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.
Vince McMahon
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I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!
Vince McMahon
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Intellect in its effort to explain Love got stuck in the mud like an ass. Love alone could explain love and loving.
Rumi
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God, I've frozen my ass off painting snow scenes!
Andrew Wyeth
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I'm Doctor McMahon with a Ph.D. in sweet-ass rock with an emphasis in set list creation.
Andrew McMahon
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Shoulda sent a thank you note, you little hoe Now Imma wrap your coffin wit a bow
Nicki Minaj
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Learn the words of wisdom uttered by the wise and apply them in your own life. Live them - but do not a make a show of reciting them, for he who repeats what he does not understand is no better than an ass loaded with books.
Khalil Gibran
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A man is but an ass Who fights in a cuirass
W. S. Gilbert
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I would recommend that any writer get off their ass at least once and just try it. Directing is a completely different set of muscles. It also affects your writing because, once you start directing, you tend to write your scripts with directing in mind.
Amy Sherman-Palladino
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Writing is a sad process, sitting on your ass for many, many hours, alone in a room, smelling like coffee, sadness and bitterness, and watching your youth leave.
Amy Sherman-Palladino
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You shoot saltwater in your ass?
Amy Schumer
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I feel more productive, mostly because I feel like my ass is on the line. Before I had kids, I would sit around, drink, I don't even know what I did with myself.
Walter Martin
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The Hamsters really kick ass - Slim is one of your greatest guitar players
Walter Trout
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I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.
Charles Barkley
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To go from playing a character that was so self-assured, so mature beyond her years, and so kick-ass and ruthless to someone who's quite normal is interesting.
Alycia Debnam Carey
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I grew up in the 80s in England: we'd wake up each morning and look out the window to see if the government had finally put Daleks on the streets.
Warren Ellis
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Don't let a kick in the ass stop you. It's how you cope that says what you are.
George Cukor
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