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Tag Name "Ass" (721)

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Assume' makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
Karen Marie Moning
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ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.
Ambrose Bierce
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Terror is the desire to save your own ass, but horror is rooted in sympathy.
Joe Hill
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Being on SNL was a goal that I had when I was younger. When I got fired, I just felt really mad and I felt really grossed out by the system and grossed out by myself and it just sort of knocked me on my ass.
Jenny Slate
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Every now and then I'll get seduced by the idea of money, and I'll take a stab at that...and I fall flat on my ass. I've never written a lasting song with that mindset. It doesn't work.
Rodney Crowell
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The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.
Rachel Vincent
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Dude that was bad ass.
Joe Teti
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Y'all should come to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses.
Jerry Jones
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There are braying men in the world, as well as braying asses for what is loud and senseless talking any other than away of braying?
Roger L'Estrange
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If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass.
"Randall ""Tex"" Cobb"
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It's darker than a well diggers ass.
Joe Teti
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The hard part of writing at all is sitting your ass down in a chair and writing it. There's always something better to do, like I've got an interview, sharpening the pencils, trimming the roses. There's always something better to do. Going to a writer's club?
Jerry Pournelle
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What color is the sky in your world Cena. You're talking what Wrestlmania needs to be, but allow me to demenstrate what's going to happen. The Rock laying boots to asses, from the rooder to the pooder. Cenation is going to be Cyalaternation!
Ron Killings
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We don't know our ass from a hole in the ground.
Randy Newman
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I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it.
John Hughes
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He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young girls losing themselves, such that they were no longer humans with any souls or characters, but pretty girls with fat asses and nice tits.
Jess C Scott
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Women really do pay attention to a man's glutes. A tight, compact ass is often voted even more desirable than muscular arms and chest. So, if you're lacking, start squatting!
Ronnie Coleman
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We do need knowledge. And perhaps in a thousand years we might pick smaller cliffs to jump off. The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are.
Ray Bradbury
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Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
John Krasinski
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I bizarrely think that this [Sin City] is the perfect date movie. If a guy took me on a date to see this movie, I would marry him, for sure. It's bad-ass chicks and rad dudes, who are sexy, all over the place, and there's so much cool action.
Jessica Alba
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A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest.
Royce Gracie
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You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.
Ray Romano
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You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!
John Marston
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I doubt very greatly, however, that you'll kick my ass. But me and my ass will enjoy your efforts.
Jessica Shirvington
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