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Tag Name "Eggs" (286)

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Eggs Benedict is genius. It's eggs covered in eggs. I mean, come on, that person should be the president.
Wylie Dufresne
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Eggs give me protein after a good work out. The cheesier, the better!
Shanola Hampton
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Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!
Dylan Moran
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I always like to start my morning with a good amount of fruit. I really like pineapple, particularly because of the enzymes that it has. Sometimes I have oatmeal. But if I'm feeling like I really want to be watching my weight more, then I definitely do a protein, like an omelet, scrambled eggs or some smoked salmon.
Cynthia Nixon
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I am a believer in nutrient timing and supplementation, through 8Zone. I love eggs, apples, wild fish, leafy greens, brown rice, pasta, oatmeal, home grown Washington Potatoes, and cooking with coconut and olive oils.
Apolo Ohno
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Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.
Dana Gould
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With their tinted windows up, the cars of the rich go like dark eggs down the roads of Delhi. Every now and then an egg will crack open a woman's hand, dazzling with gold bangles, stretches out an open window, flings an empty mineral water bottle onto the road and then the window goes up, and the egg is resealed.
Aravind Adiga
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How would you like your eggs? I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. Fertilized?
Darynda Jones
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You know how fighting fish do it? They blow bubbles and in each one of those bubbles is an egg and they float the egg up to the surface. They keep this whole heavy nest of eggs floating, and they're constantly repairing it. It's as if they live in both elements.
Audre Lorde
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I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy.
Ben Stein
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Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.
Bill Burr
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My crotch is like scrambled eggs
A. J. McLean
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At exhibition openings always praise the chicken for laying eggs you can wring its neck later.
Bill Jay
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Watch it! It was robbed from other beings so it's HOT 'MERCHANDISE' and it's against the Law... the LAW OF DECENCY!!! Stay within this Law, steer clear of wool/pearl/silk/ fish bone/ fur/ivory/coral/ down/beeswax/honey/ cashmere/ lanolin/ feathers/ camel hair/flesh/milk/ eggs/ fish/ seafood/ other!!!
Adela Popescu
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I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're twenty minutes.
Billy Wilder
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As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
Alan King
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If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket
Bobby Robson
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I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me.
Alfred Hitchcock
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There are no insect eggs in my food.” Mrs. White reiterated. You should use that in your advertising,” Nate suggested.
Brandon Mull
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I get up between 6:30 and 7 A.M., and my morning routine is always the same: hot water and lemon, eggs on toast and rose oil on the face.
Alice Temperley
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I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.
Caroline Rhea
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Breakfast - which I didn't mind skipping if the eggs had been any runnier and the bacon a little less fatty, I could have raced them against each other around my plate.
Allen Steele
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Holy is the dish and drain, the soap and sink, and the cup and plate and the warm wool socks, and the cold white tile, showerheads and good dry towelsand frying eggs sound like psalms, with bits of salt measured in my palm. It's all a part of a sacrament, as holy as a day is spent.
Carrie Newcomer
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the breed is more than the pasture. As you know, the cuckoo lays her eggs in any bird's nest it may be hatched among blackbirds or robins or thrushes, but it is always a cuckoo. ... a man cannot deliver himself from his ancestors.
Amelia Barr
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