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Tag Name "Pants" (423)

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Pants get shiny even on a throne.
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
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I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.
George Harrison
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Marlene Dietrich and Roy Rogers are the only two living humans who should be allowed to wear black leather pants.
Edith Head
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Everybody was wearing rhinestones, all those sparkly clothes, and cowboy boots. I decided to wear a black shirt and pants and see if I could get by with it. I did and I've worn black clothes ever since.
Johnny Cash
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Give me the gun. Ranger said. I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over. Ranger held the gun in the pulm of his hand and smiled. It's warm, he said. He put the gun in the glove compartment and plugged the key into the ignition. Am I fired? No. Any women who can heat up a gun like that is worth keeping around.
Janet Evanovich
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I often think about image, and image is something that - but in truth, the real artistic process, as I've understood it, is 95 percent intuitive, like seat-of-the-pants, at-the-moment decisions that you can't even explain, you know?
George Saunders
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A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Jon Foreman
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I've always been a tomboy. I've always liked to wear red, black, and white, and mostly pants.
Janet Jackson
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I love being a woman. You can cry. You get to wear pants now. If you're on a boat and it's going to sink, you get to go on the rescue boat first. You get to wear cute clothes. It must be a great thing, or so many men wouldn't be wanting to do it.
Gilda Radner
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Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.
Edward Steichen
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You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.
Jon Stewart
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I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.
Jason Sudeikis
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White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.
Greg Proops
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I grew up in different orphanages in Israel, and if they gave me a pair of shoes, a shirt, and pair of pants every year, I was lucky. The rest was handouts, leftover clothes. So I appreciated clothes because I only had one new shirt each year.
Elie Tahari
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God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.
Jonathan Winters
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Slash was about my height, and he used the alignment of our bodies to his greatest advantage. I let it go on for a few minutes. Right up until he unzipped his leather pants and pulled out Mr. One Eye.
Jeaniene Frost
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I well recall my horror when I heard for the first time, of a journalist who had laid in a pair of what were then called bicycle pants and taken to golf it was as if I had encountered a studhorse with his hair done up in frizzes, and pink bowknots peeking out of them. It seemed, in some vague way, ignominious, and even a bit indelicate.
H. L. Mencken
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For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now, I won't wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I'm real funny that way.
Elle Fanning
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As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
Josh Billings
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Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg
Jeff Kinney
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So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants.
Hank Green
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I went up a pants size during my pregnancy.
Ellen Pompeo
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I wear everything from hip-hop baggy pants to beautiful Armani dresses. I also like to mix vintage clothing with designer pieces.
Julia Stiles
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