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Tag Name "Cremated" (25)

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My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.
Joan Rivers
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I wouldn't warm to [Chuck Berry] even if I was cremated next to him.
Keith Richards
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I told my kids I just want three words on my tombstone, if I have one. I'll probably be cremated. One is woman. I'm very comfortable in that role. I've loved being a woman, I've loved being a mother, I've loved being a grandmother. I want three words: Woman, Atheist, Anarchist. That's me.
Madalyn Murray O'Hair
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Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to be cremated, and I want half my ashes spread in the Pacific around the island, the rest on the property.
Richard Pryor
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It is cremated youth. It is all yours--no one gave it to you.
Willa Cather
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I want to be cremated so people won't come to worship at my bones.
Albert Einstein
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My wife said to me, I want to be cremated. I said, How about Tuesday?
Buddy Hackett
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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, I've decided I want to be cremated. I said, Alright, get your coat.
Dave Spikey
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I have a hard problem, being some part Native American - being a Christian: do you get burned, do you get cremated, do you get - let the sharks eat you? How do you die?
Duane Chapman
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I hadn't originally intended to do any reading, what if I did read one book more or one book less, whether I read or not wouldn't make a difference, I would still be waiting to get cremated.
Gao Xingjian
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Familiarity breeds attempt. Time wounds all heels. I went down on the Lower East Side today and saw all those Old Testament houses. We're all cremated equal. We're insufferable friends. I've been working my head to the bone.
Goodman Ace
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I've changed my mind. I've decided that at the end I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered over someone I don't like.
J. Michael Straczynski
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We're all cremated equal.
Jane Ace
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My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow.
Keith Richards
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I don't want to be cremated, I want to be buried. I don't believe in wasting wood and I feel that one should give back to the earth.
Khushwant Singh
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Even if I wanted, I cannot do anything. When they die, we always send for their co-religionists. Muslims take the Muslim's body to bury it, Hindus come and take away the dead to be cremated and Christians come and bury their dead.
Mother Teresa
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Falling in love is the best way to kill your heart because then it's not yours anymore. It's laid in a coffin, waiting to be cremated.
Ville Valo
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When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.
Anthony Jeselnik
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And also...well...i told them I want to get an apartment with him next year rather than live in the dorms. What'd they say? Over their dead bodies. What did you say? I asked whether they wanted to be burie or cremated.
Carolyn Mackler
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In nuclear war, all men are cremated equal.
Dexter Gordon
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Hotel tea is when you have to mix together a plastic envelope containing too much sugar, a small plastic pot of something which is not milk but has curdled anyway, and a thin brown packet seemingly containing the ashes of a cremated mole.
Frank Muir
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A politician should not be written off till he or she is cremated.
George Fernandes
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Give, give, give - what is the point of having experience, knowledge or talent if I don't give it away? Of having stories if I don't tell them to others? Of having wealth if I don't share it? I don't intend to be cremated with any of it! It is in giving that I connect with others, with the world and with the divine.
Isabel Allende
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I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes.
James Randi
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